When I saw that you made the latest post to this thread I was seriously expecting you to make me feel stupid again by saying that Rayman Origins is easy :p

Glad I was wrong :D

Well, it is.

It really wasn't,

Chasing that little blue guy across the falling debris resulted in me throwing my disc across the room in frustration :(

Wait, really?

That's such an eleven year old thing to do.

I think we've all got a bit angry whilst playing Video games. I know I have.

Yes. I used to have horrible anger problems. Had pretty deep scars on my scalp from where I'd scratched my head so much.

This never happened after I was, you know, fourteen/fifteen years old. And I certainly never damaged a game because of it.

Lol, you would know that wouldn't you :tard:

Thanks for the compliment. I must admit, I love Mass Effect 2 for the story and dialogue choices more than anything. But at the same time, being able to run and gun as a Krogan/Quarian just expresses something that the singleplayer doesn't have. But then, to each their own. In theory you can mod characters into ME2 and like swap Shepard's model with Garrus etc. Like making Garrus drunk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VrrwvlLx1Q

There is a single helicopter that you can play as. It is not a character, it's an optional vehicle with no severe bearing on the gameplay, as it has the same strengths and weaknesses adjusted as any other car in the game. Twisted Metal Black had Sweetbot (TM still does), so if you're refusing to play it because they did something different from the old TM games, which were buggy, unbalanced, ugly pieces of shit, you don't even deserve to play as a Juggalo serial killer in an Ice Cream Bus. They've cleaned up the untidy controls, streamlined the cheat-code weapons of old so that they can't be spammed to shit and back and added an excellent and varied group of vehicles to play as. But it still plays the same, it's still infinite dumb fun and it's still better than your shit. Watching Gameplay videos of the new TM (I bet you were watching the Dev team videos, which are fucking terrible because Santa Monica is a bunch of grimdark manchildren) does not translate into actually playing the new TM.

GOD.

I haven't played Twisted Metal since 2000, not sure if wanna pick up this one. Not much of a racing fan.

Also, I've been playing through Rayman Origins (still). Really good game but goddamn does it get difficult later on.

I'm not dismissing the new Twisted Metal, I'm just not impressed from what I've seen so far. I haven't played it yet because I haven't had the chance but I defiantly will when I can.

Maybe if we ignore him, he'll just go away.









Is he gone yet?

Who is?

Is he dead yet?

Only one person can answer that, and if the answer is yes we’ll never know.

Though reasonable supporting evidence such as the massive decrease in bullshit levels will certainly lead us to some decent conclusions.

Whatever, You wouldn't even know HOW to count bullshit levels your brain isn't even that much of a calculator.

I bet you haven't even seen a decent conclusion since your dad broke his condom.

Its like a kryptic clue... Have we gotta rearrange the words or something?


You fucked up 2 threads. Don't fuck up this one.


Anyway, a fustrating moment for me is dying on any old resident evil. Because you know your gonna have to start miles back.

Don't even start theenking about getting it unless you have online, or a bundle of friends to co-hearse into playing splitscreen with.

FINE. GOOD. GUESS I'LL STOP BEING A PISSER THEN.
Even when you fuck up, you fuck up. You'll be fun for a few more days. Pretty much earned yourself a ban regardless.
Also, you give New Zealand a bad name. And, I mean, fuckin' New Zealand.

Does it have 4-player splitscreen? I miss that in modern games.

Yes it does. It does that annoying thing where you get an achievement that says something like 'Old skool' or 'Golden years' or 'Classic gaymur' just for fucking playing split screen at all.

Basically, I love everything about the crunch of the game, but the fluff makes me want to vomit.

Hmm. Might give it a rental, in that case. I can imagine that being a lot of fun with a bunch of friends and some good ganj.

Duke Nukem: Forever on Xbox 360, haters gonna hate

Come at me bitches!!!

I have played DNF... and much to my surprize - it wasn't that bad. Surely not 2/10-bad. More like 6/10. A six is not a bad rating but I guess it wasn't worth the wait. There were moments I actually enjoyed the game. The ending was crap.

Well you gave an honest opinion about the game and that counts, you really seem to be the only one here who likes the game other than me, I'd give it a 6/10 too... I know there are minor glitches and bugs in the game (I've seen certain textures not load till 5 seconds every time I died or started a new game) but I still enjoyed it!

Bought the new Alan Wake on the Arcade, really fun. Has pretty much everything that I loved from the first game.

Also been playing the fuck out of that SSX demo, I love even though I'm bad.

I played a bit of Duke Nukem forever. Pretty fun game but nothing too special. Has some good comedic moments but overall not that memorable. Can't give it a rating but can say I enjoyed being tiny Duke. Voice acting was fantastic.

It's more of a drinkin' sort of game. I've found getting dudes together to toke and do some splitscreen usually ends up with a room full of non-chatty nig nogs boredly going through the motions of Halo Reach. Pick up a bottle of cheap rum and just have at 'er.

Trust me, I'm a Dogtor.

I never played any duke nukems, i have a friend though who completed doom in 14 seconds.

I've never played a Duke Nukem game either but I feel sorry for the fans who had to wait all that time for a great disappointment.

Today I Sheridan McMillan am going to attempt to play PERP 3.0 on Garry's mod, wish me luck people, I'll need it.

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