*woosh*

Admittedly the joke wasn't that funny but still.

Joseph Thomas Doubtfire.

The only family name I'd consider giving to any of my children is my late nana's name Jean. But then I'd be too tempted to pronounce it as the French would (Zjohn instead of Geen).

I've never understood the concept of naming a child after a living family member. Especially when it's a parent naming the child after themselves. It just seems arrogant and self-aggrandising. Also confusing.

But then, I come from a culture that sees naming a child after a living person as bad luck. The logic goes that it is traditional to name a child after a dead relative/respected person, so if you give the name of a living person, that means you wish they were dead.

In my family, parents tend to give a first name that they like and the middle name after a relative. In most cases the middle name is only in the traditional Jewish name and not on the civil birth certificate. In my case, it's Samuel, who was my great uncle who worked for the Red Cross and was murdered in Thailand by the Thais when the Japanese invaded.

I was named after my father.... Well... I have the female equivalent or something... I suppose it's because they never got a son to carry on the name.

I didn't get named after anyone, my mother just liked the name and gave it to me accordingly. Neither my first nor middle name bare any family tradition, but then my mothers side has none, my fathers...only good Irish names are in circulation.

My name is more Irish than yours I'm betting.

Well define 'Irish' my name is celtic Irish....my father's name is Michael and my uncle is Patrick for goodness sake...you can't get more Irish.

Ahem, RuaidrÃ* and Philip. Although my surname is Scottish.

And I will not be naming my son after myself. I'm still plighted by people who cannot spell my name and forcing me to take twenty seconds to spell it out for them.

A simple name.

Like Pleb.

I have two middle names because my parents though it'd be cool if my whole name would spell R.O.C.K.

I'm not telling you my two middle names.

I'm named after my Great Aunt (for my middle name anyway) and my brother is named after my Grandfather (who was named after his grandfather) and my Dad is named after his Grandfather. And so on and so forth.

I severely doubt that my brother will name his child after my father. It seems to me to be such an outdated custom.

- Rexy

I'll tell you my two middle names. One is okay, the other is... eugh.

Anthony Okay Eugh Morgan.

His middles names are Odager Cunt

Incorrect.

>.<

ADAM hurr hurr durr.

I too have noticed that.

I'm the first human being.

Right because I'm a Leipzig.

You're clearly not.

Eh, you don't even know what 'a' Leipzig is...your avatar is gone. Replace it with mine instantly.

i dont even get your avatar

Now CrissCross, we're not here to talk about my funny nerdy humour, we're here to talk about names.

Penforth Grimwinkle for example.

i want to have a kid called junior and then he can call his kid junior Jnr :D

(yeah i know im stupid)

That would actually be pretty funny.

(yeah i know ur stupid)

I don't know why, but I want a Japanese daughter. I'd probably name her May. Or Mae. Maybe Mai. Or Maia.

Probably has something to do with wanting to fuck a Japanese woman.

I got my Grandad's first middle name as my given name. Then he died. Curse you Nate and your Jew-doo.

That only very slightly has anything to do with it.

to me that only very slighty has everything to do with it :p