That's why I can't make it. And stop for the love of God, going on about your hat! Look, OH had a western one, he hasn't boasted yet.

You're just jealous. And a top hat trumps a cowboy hat anyday.

I too wish my IQ was lost with the Titanic.

Edited your post *tsk tsk.*

I saw that. Pilot is watching.

http://i55.tinypic.com/14tra5z.jpg

I beg to differ.

Fedora.

That is all I'm going to contribute as that is all that needs to be said.

Fedoras are worn by overweight neckbeards who think they make them look badass.

Cowboy hats are worn by goddamn cowboys.

I have a beanie.

I want a beret.

Hey!

I'm only slightly overweight and my neck is mostly hair free!

EDIT: Unless you mean the other kind of neckbeard. I'm skirting the perimeter of that category.

Ouch.

Well played.

There must be some way to settle this dispute of quality between the Cowboy Hat and the Top Hat. I propose a duel with laser guns. While skydiving.

A duel?

http://i53.tinypic.com/28coz82.jpg

I can do that.

Oh snap! He played the Jabba card!

EDIT: Jabba with a fedora, that is.

Your on OddHunter.

http://i56.tinypic.com/11j4uba.jpg

Ready when you are.

tophat:
http://imageinaccess.com/ESW/Images/tophat.jpg
cowboy hat:
http://www.westernemporium.com/store...01213_full.jpg

A huuuuuuuge difference!

sorry i just had to clear that up before nate explodes.

That's a pretty pissy top hat.

all tophats are pissy

The non-pissy ones aren't.

theyre all incredibly pissy

I mostly don't trust chronic hat wearers. It's like they're trying to hide something.

Hathair.

Clear it up for who? I don't think anyone was confused by that.

None of you here have actually seen Nate explode... have you?

Would you please quit this forum?