That makes him a cake eater.

Heh, I'm just joking!I would never have a older girl-friend or girlfriend i just find it weird! anyways on topic:
When i'm like angry and can't hold myself anymore i go into this so called "rage mode" and start turning into a mini-version of touerretesGUY, i'm very serious now!

I don't mind swearing. My native language is very rich when it comes to swears. I tend to swear quite often. But on the other hand I swear only when I'm sure, that nobody will be offended by it (So basically I try to swear only when I'm with my friends of family)

Ha... those thoughts will change as you get older.

Actually psychologically speaking you're more likely to have a younger girlfriend the older you get.

Hey, I like being my own person, and my own person happens to be someone who likes to try to be funny and witty.

Well it's not working ^-^. Seriously.

Anyone like British swears, I love them because Americans and other nations don't understand them. I can't think of any I'm still too tired but I'll get on it for all you people who await my every word.

Thats what the try was for.

Irish swears are awesome. Allow me to demonstrate.

Hur (Common, most likely a corruption of 'whore')
Spastic (Comparable to 'idiot' or 'moron')
Eejit (Same as above, but more vulgar. Used more often down south)
Rat (Applied to girls only, implication of ugliness)
Ballbag (Applied to boys mostly, could be comparable to bastard)
Taig/Fenian (Derogatory term for Catholics)
Black bastard/Hun (Derogatory term for Protestants)
Leech (Derogatory term for foreigners)
Scrounging * (Constantly depend on someone for other things, causes annoyance. The * signifies any curse word, e.g scrounging bastard, scrounging cunt etc)

Gay people also get offended if you label them queer here. It's used only a derogatory term 'round these parts, not as a social identity.

That's the lesson today on Democratic Northern Ireland.

They have more "fucking" experience.

I love Eejit but it's not really that vulgar, my dad used to call me an eejit if I was rude or annoying. Lol

I like gobsheit and shit'ouse.

I speak Polısh, and there swearıng begıns wıth kurwa, and there ıt goes. When I go ınto 'rage-mode' I start Swearıng ın Englısh ın 'AVGN style' (sometımes just ın my mınd, sometımes loudly, depends on sıtuatıon),

These are the two most effective in my vocabulary. I tend not to use them much online, but bloody hell, in person I could swear for England using fine words like those.

Was those quotes there to place emphasis of the word 'fucking', or was it to point out a pun.

the occasional use of 'bastard' or 'crap' here, maybe 'bitch', it takes a LOT to make me say any sort of 'strong' swear word...

Damn, I forgot about gobshite :')

What about 'gobsheen' you Irish bastard?

Alcar...

how about replacement swearing like fiddlesticks, poo and frick

i hate it how some people think they're cool because they swear

Gosh how insightful.

The fuck you talkin' 'bout?
*puts on shades*

I think Stitchlips could very well be the saviour for everything that is corrupt here.

Or hell be trolled away.

One cannot simply troll hell, Phylum.

I'm too nice to edit that.

I think Stichlips is like me but few times worse (Please, prove me wrong)

I think trolling hell away will be quite a project.

'Trolling something away' sounds like hiring a lot of trolls to mine it away with pickaxes.

My mind works in a strange way.