God might have just fucked with us to test our faith, but then the question is 'Why would God value blind faith over critical reasoning?'

Unless God really is just a douche.

Psh... God put them there to test our faith of course.

Edit: Noticed Joe posted. Fuck you =D <3

No, they evolved from fish, like everything else. God did nothing, because he doesn't exist.

Omg !! How can you say that! You probably hurt God's feelings now.

No Heaven-strawberries for you!

Wow. If God had feelings, then he's not a super-deity at all then, is he?

How would you know? :fuzconf:

I don't.

Yet, it's all I hear on a daily basis.

Ah, so you form your opinion based on popular opinion.

I think you got the wrong end of the stick.

The things I hear on a daily basis consist of everyone loving God. This IS Ireland, after all.

I guess some of us question the reason why he's so great, yet does fuck all to stop all the evil in the world, yet some fag will say some ridiculous thing that makes The Mighty Boosh seem like a normal show.

Isn't that the way religion works? You really think all christians read the bible from beginning to end?

There's a word for Christians who have read The Bible from beginning to end.

Atheists.

Don't mind my comments. I'm just trying to annoy Dixy.


But It really does puzzle me why people say that God is omnipotent. Does it say he is in the bible? I never read the whole thing. it's so damn boring X_x

I'd say that if there was a god, it could be many things. Like some people even like to refer to the Universe as god.

Or perhaps there is a god with limited powers.

The definition of a monotheistic God is something that is omnipotent, omniscient and omnibenelovent. In this respect the Norse Pantheon weren't at all Gods, more like heroic avatars.

Why do people get a kick out of that?

It's a bit hypocritical to claim the Bible is boring when you believe everything in it.

Or relating to what OANST just said, thinking it's a load of shit then going out and having a beer.

I don't actually believe in it. I thought my over-the-top stupid comments made that clear X_x

T-nex's ability to annoy me just skyrocketed after I read that.

You're not lying I hope =(

Anthony is testy.

It must've been the thirteenth time I've wanted to beat a girl up. Which is cool, because I get away with it.

Jeezus...

Check rep.

Anyone who thinks that Lady Gaga is pretty can not be operating on all cylinders. It's hard to get mad at these people.

Neg-rep?? >: C What a poo.

No, it was posrep. Don't make me take back my apology -.-

I was kidding! *hugs* =) Thanks anyway.

No problemo.

I blame OANST for the thread, though. Damn you.

I blame you for the gaping hole that used to be my anus.

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Jeezus..

why do ppl think god exists? where is the proof where is the picture where is he why doesnt he show up,i dont belive in god becouse i know that the universe became with math and chemistry,and humans evolved from microbes that landed on earth billions of years ago? so where is this god?where did he came from? how did he appear in the first place? anyone got an answer?