But dicks and vaginas are sex toys right

PEOPLE ARE NOT TOYS

Your words and your actions contradict each other.

Ouch.

Anyhoo, back on the topic of dildos. I watched a rather interesting video today. It may have involved a young man and what I assume to be a dildo in the vicinity of 10-12 inches.

The man deserves props.

Alcar...

then you are the epitome of off-topic for this thread.

ANYONE WHO GETS THAT DESERVES A CAT-SCAN

Sorry, what?

He wants you to stop toying with his heart. Obv.

It takes Gwan to know Gwan.

@Ridg3: I never lied to anyone, I just let you think what you wanted. It's been pretty fun, actually, to watch you figure it out for yourselves. To answer your question, I am a girl, yes, but does it matter?
@Alcar: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! 10-12 inches? Goddamn! That's, like, fucking huge!

harumph.

Of course it matters. D'you want to go for a walk in the woods?

What he said.

she lied to us. all this time. that's why i'm so dark inside. that's why i'm so empty. that's why i'm going down to the woods today TO BE IN FOR A SMALL SURPRISE.

Why is OANST still there?
I have totally utter disdain for liars it makes me want to take my private jet and go somewhere to let go of some steam...

OH MA, whilst you're in the forest with him, you could try and make a new sex toy by using an empty bottle of his birthday whiskey. Tell me how it went...

I had sex in a forest twice, be VERY careful where you pitch for a session because stray upwards pointing branches hurt.

and the bear traps. lets not forget the bear traps.

I avoided all of those because I was a patient bear :D

@ molluck- what is your problem? WHAT DID I DO NOW?
@ Enchilado - see above message.
Anyway.... there's this product called 'sex in a can' and basically it's a ribbed tube you put on your cock to simulate fucking someone. I'd provide a pic but I can't find the site I found it on....

So you put this can on your dick, and it HEY YOU SAID YOU WERE A GIRL!

Sounds like something they'd overcharge you for when using a can of corned beef is cheaper and more realistic.

yeah but, you know, the near-fatal slashes and all.

I just scanned through all this talk... where are the pix?

@OANST- I am, but that doesn't mean that I can't know and talk about this shit >smiles mischeviously<. You think I'm bad NOW, you should hear what goes on at mah SKOOL!
@Alcar - HERE YOU ARE, OKAY?
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I couldn't find any bigger pics, apparently they're also called 'Fleshlights'.
From left to right: Pink Stealth, Mouth, Lady, and Ass. They're just rubber sleevies that are ribbed on the inside.

Being a woman (fragile and naive creatures), learning of the humble Fleshlight's existence must have come as quite a shock to you. We true men have known of their existence for years, and fabricated our own with Pringles cans, sheets of foam rubber and condoms. One day your inferior female brain will come to terms with the void of your being when all men procreate with cans to substitute the female form.

http://www.womenspost.ca/files/500x_...shlight1-1.jpg
The Twil[flesh]ight
For the ever present never spoken male Twilight fan (or for females to have a very expensive clit-tickler). I'd suggest mixing red food colouring in with water based lubricant to use for this, and a smidgen on strawberry jam on the lips for that true authentic blod-clot look.

That's what makes it kinky!
Nothin' shows off your kink like lockjaw.

Oh my god, those look like my teeth!! Creepy!

@Leto- no, not really. I'm pretty used to the feeling.

I don't need a fleshlight. I'm usually on bottom, other things turn me on more :-p

Alcar...

Wow, this place has really gone down the gutter since I left.

Seriously, I have nothing against discussing sexuality, just... wow.

This is one of few threads that has stayed on topic in recent months...

Yeah, aside from the 60-odd posts I deleted back in page #2.