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Pilot

11-29-2009 05:01 PM

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Shut up, Gabe.

Yeah, don't make me say Gay........

buh. :fuzmad:

Plus, why does a baby always start crying when I crack jokes?

used:)

11-29-2009 05:04 PM

Because you're the epitome of evil.

Pilot

11-29-2009 05:23 PM

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Because you're the epitome of evil.

I know, but it's really disturbing. Babies aren't even allowed in the audience.

Dipstikk

11-29-2009 06:31 PM

I find sex, as a whole, to be absolutely hilarious for some reason. I don't know why.

enchilado

11-29-2009 06:32 PM

Sex is more than just a whole, y'know.

Dipstikk

11-29-2009 06:49 PM

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Sex is more than just a whole, y'know.

It can be several 'wholes' at once.

Leto	11-29-2009 09:11 PM

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I find sex, as a whole, to be absolutely hilarious for some reason. I don't know why.

Probably because you've only ever seen porn (which is hilarious) or possibly your parents fucking (too, hilarious). Actual intercourse is pretty awesome

sorry i feel like i''ve picked on you a bit recently but it's not you lool k

Dipstikk

11-29-2009 10:12 PM

I WAS SO CERTAIN THAT PORN WAS LIKE REAL SEXZ

MeechMunchie

11-30-2009 05:16 AM

I WANT TO DO SEX TO YOU

Hobo	11-30-2009 05:27 AM

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They cover this topic in the book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.
The author shares an anecdote with us about his first experience with anal (with a woman). In his inexperience, he unloaded half the bottle of lube into her rectum and started bangin away. Her defecatin' muscles were stimulated and his cock was liberally sauteed with a liquidy mix of feces and astroglide.

I have read this. It is the best thing ever.

abe is now!

11-30-2009 06:21 AM

Probably that girl thought Havok was good... I had a "love story" with a girl too much beautiful for me. I think I wasn't worth enough for her, but she wanted me anyway! In short, I think she could have been happy.

Wings of Fire

11-30-2009 06:31 AM

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...aL._SS500_.jpg
This is extremely relevant.

OANST

11-30-2009 07:19 AM

This is the worst thread that I have ever seen.

Crashpunk

11-30-2009 07:36 AM

I don't seem to be very confident when it comes to even getting a girlfriend. But Sex is a discussion that its very fun to talk about with friends and this forum.

abe is now!

11-30-2009 08:08 AM

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I don't seem to be very confident when it comes to even getting a girlfriend.

You know this is alarming, don't you?

MA	11-30-2009 08:10 AM

don't start being stereotypical, AiN.

Wings of Fire

11-30-2009 08:11 AM

Yeah, I wasn't confident at all with talking to girls when I was his age and I turned out completely normal and well adjusted.

used:)

11-30-2009 08:12 AM

Stereotypical of what, MA? Italians? Green Day fans?

abe is now!

11-30-2009 08:14 AM

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don't start being stereotypical, AiN.

In fact I'm not doing it! It's been an automatic reaction of my mind reading that post!

abe619

11-30-2009 08:14 AM

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I don't seem to be very confident when it comes to even getting a girlfriend. But Sex is a discussion that its very fun to talk about with friends and this forum.

same here.

used:)

11-30-2009 08:16 AM

I laughed. How about you guys?

Wasn't there a guy here who had a dream about Munch giving Abe a blow job?

MA	11-30-2009 08:16 AM

what fucks me off is since she pissed off i haven't had anyone since. i still don't qualify well in talking to other women unless i've had a skin-full beforehand.

EDIT: USED YOU CHANGED YOUR POST NOW MY REP MEANS NOTHING

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

used:)

11-30-2009 08:19 AM

I'll reimburse you.

Wings of Fire

11-30-2009 08:19 AM

I feel completely comfortable with talking to other people as a friend or potential friend, I do not feel comfortable with talking to people I'm sexually attracted to.

used:)

11-30-2009 08:20 AM

What if they have both?

Wings of Fire

11-30-2009 08:21 AM

The latter overrides the former in this case, and more often than not I stay away from them.

MA	11-30-2009 08:21 AM

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I feel completely comfortable with talking to other people as a friend or potential friend, I do not feel comfortable with talking to people I'm sexually attracted to.

exactly this.

abe is now!

11-30-2009 08:25 AM

i agree with Joe.

Wings of Fire

11-30-2009 08:29 AM

Oh shush, you little punk stud.

abe is now!

11-30-2009 08:34 AM

But however I think that talking to a girl you are not sexually attracted to, brings you to unbridled sex with her.

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