I suggest adding the suffix '...while 300 women shove their tits in my face' to the end of every death here.

go on the highest speed against an astriod coming at the same speed , BANG!

Having an incredibly painful cancer such as bone marrow cancer from birth and living untill you are 18.

You defied cancer a victim for 18 years. (quite epic indeed)

Well... as nice as those tits sound... I think I'd like to transported to ODDWORLD and get eaten by a SCRAB. Although actually it'd be neat to live there for a while first. Paramonia's nice this time of year. So long as the paramites left me alone. And the bees. And Elum doesn't smell too much.

~oh, and I suppose we could leave out the dying part as well. Yeah.
Enchilado

Well done sir, truly well done. You made me LOL.

Slowly eaten alive by luxurious females with sharp teeth. And no clothes. Ooh, just thinking of it and ... I need to...


~be back soon... oooooooh!
Enchilado

Did someone post a big sign on OWF's door saying "Voraphiles welcome"?

They did, actually. That's the only reason I signed up.


~ah, ha, I hope you don't think I was serious...
Enchilado



(I mean, as if anyone would post I sign like that!)

I bet it was Justin.
Oh, that Justin and his mischief.

*xylophone riff* THAT'S OUR PILOT!

looks like i'm not the only edible vore person here.(although that isn't what would turn me on)

Wrong.

~you are.
Enchilado

NO! IT'S '"Oh, Pilot" Dee-Dee-Dee-De-De-Doo *Honk*'

Crashing a C-17 full of nitroglycerin into a RDX factory...

Oh and I hope this isnt considered ressurecting a dead thread because it's hasn't even been 2 weeks since someone's posted in it

The most epic way to die would to come in from work, covered in oil if you worked
at a car repair station and this guy set you on fire!



"Hey, I'm hom-- OH MY GOD!!! -FLAAARRRRRTTTTTT!!~!!"
Yep, yep.. Going out in a fart explosion.

It would be cool if that was real, huh?

Yeah, seeing as to how it "is" real.