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Josh 09-19-2009 09:08 AM

DERREN BROWN'S alwAys plaCing sUblimiNal picTures in his tv shows.

OANST 09-19-2009 09:13 AM

I see what you did there.

No, I don't.

Psychocath 09-20-2009 03:11 AM

LOL, I agree with you there Josh! :P

AlexFili 09-20-2009 05:18 AM

Derren Brown is quite good at what he does. Doesn't change the fact that his explanations are confusing as heck (but he does that on purpose!).

Racism is a bad thing, but racist jokes have a time and a place. Jokes aren't supposed to have a deep philosophical meaning, they're meant to make you laugh. If they succeed, job done. If not, then that comedian has failed!

Josh 09-20-2009 05:54 AM

My cooker stopped working the other day.

Lazy bitch.

used:) 09-20-2009 07:07 AM

Dane Cook fails, miserably.

Mac Sirloin 09-20-2009 07:36 AM

What do you call a bunch of Italian people in a riot?

a bunch of Italian people in a riot

Josh 09-20-2009 07:40 AM

Police raided Katie Price's home and found a man in her bedroom. They arrested him for loitering in a public place.

Kimon 09-20-2009 11:18 AM

A black man walked into a restaurant and said, "I'd like to be treated with the same dignity and respect you would show to a caucasian male, please." The hostess frowned and said, "NO!"

This joke is a sad one

Josh 09-20-2009 10:28 PM

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a...ihg32h9gj0fk0kfkkkkkkfmmnnn273fbf111...

...FOR FUCKS SAKE KANYE LET GO OF THE KEYBOARD!

Strike Witch 09-21-2009 01:05 AM

What do you get when you cross an Ice Fairy with Utsuuho?

Cirnobyl

Ha!

OANST 09-21-2009 10:01 AM

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What do you get when you cross an Ice Fairy with Utsuuho?

Cirnobyl

Ha!

Do that again and I am totally going to start posting in your forum.

Sekto Springs 09-21-2009 05:25 PM

Ghost, I swear to god, I'm going to beat you to a bloody pulp with an Otaku phrasebook.

Strike Witch 09-21-2009 06:04 PM

Why did Dio Brando buy an atlas?

He wanted to see Za Warudo.


Hahaha!

used:) 09-21-2009 06:25 PM

How many pidgeons did Lord Byron sit on?

Because laptops can't sing!

moxco 09-21-2009 08:01 PM

You had a little hissy fit saying that we treat you like a bunch of dickweeds. And you wonder why!

used:) 09-21-2009 08:10 PM

What?

moxco 09-21-2009 09:20 PM

Okay leto, I really don't see how I was deserving of that negrep.

Sekto Springs 09-21-2009 09:27 PM

You deserve negrep for being a whiney little bitch about getting it in the first place.

Strike Witch 09-21-2009 11:22 PM

What do you get when you cross an RGM-79 GM with the FXA-05D G-Defenser?

GNR-101A GN Archer!

Ha!

looney-bin 09-22-2009 12:56 AM

A baby seal walks into a club ...

Leto 09-22-2009 02:26 AM

the first rule of OWF rep is that you do not talk about OWF rep

the second rule of OWF rep is that you do not talk about OWF rep

the third rule is leto is cool and you have to suckle his peepee

MeechMunchie 09-22-2009 03:15 AM

Come on everybody, let's all dance, dance for the puppet master!

Lord Raisin 09-22-2009 04:16 AM

lmfao. oanst your funny as hell lol

Josh 09-22-2009 07:00 AM

My Girlfriend has just bought one of the new Katie Price rape alarms.
It's a first class stamp and a letter to the editor of the Sun.

Dixanadu 09-22-2009 08:12 AM

A man walked into a video rental store and asked, "Can I have Batman Forever?" The clerk said, "You can have it for two days like everyone else."

Two friends were on a plane. One turns to the other and says, "If the plane turned on it's side, would we fall out?" the other says, "No, we'd never fall out, we're best friends."

Josh 09-24-2009 07:26 AM

"Californian Police authorities are finding the solution of murders more and more difficult because the victims are unwilling to cooperate with the police."

That's because the victims are dead, you fucking morons.

Ridg3 09-24-2009 08:19 AM

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Come on everybody, let's all dance, dance for the puppet master!

It's just not nurses and interns that have to go.

Mac Sirloin 09-24-2009 09:19 AM

How do Seekers like their ice cream?

In a cone.

Josh 09-24-2009 09:58 AM

A sheep shagger walks into a baa...