DERREN BROWN'S alwAys plaCing sUblimiNal picTures in his tv shows.
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I see what you did there.
No, I don't. |
LOL, I agree with you there Josh! :P
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Derren Brown is quite good at what he does. Doesn't change the fact that his explanations are confusing as heck (but he does that on purpose!).
Racism is a bad thing, but racist jokes have a time and a place. Jokes aren't supposed to have a deep philosophical meaning, they're meant to make you laugh. If they succeed, job done. If not, then that comedian has failed! |
My cooker stopped working the other day.
Lazy bitch. |
Dane Cook fails, miserably.
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What do you call a bunch of Italian people in a riot?
a bunch of Italian people in a riot |
Police raided Katie Price's home and found a man in her bedroom. They arrested him for loitering in a public place.
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A black man walked into a restaurant and said, "I'd like to be treated with the same dignity and respect you would show to a caucasian male, please." The hostess frowned and said, "NO!"
This joke is a sad one |
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a...ihg32h9gj0fk0kfkkkkkkfmmnnn273fbf111...
...FOR FUCKS SAKE KANYE LET GO OF THE KEYBOARD! |
What do you get when you cross an Ice Fairy with Utsuuho?
Cirnobyl Ha! |
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Ghost, I swear to god, I'm going to beat you to a bloody pulp with an Otaku phrasebook.
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Why did Dio Brando buy an atlas?
He wanted to see Za Warudo. Hahaha! |
How many pidgeons did Lord Byron sit on?
Because laptops can't sing! |
You had a little hissy fit saying that we treat you like a bunch of dickweeds. And you wonder why!
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What?
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Okay leto, I really don't see how I was deserving of that negrep.
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You deserve negrep for being a whiney little bitch about getting it in the first place.
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What do you get when you cross an RGM-79 GM with the FXA-05D G-Defenser?
GNR-101A GN Archer! Ha! |
A baby seal walks into a club ...
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the first rule of OWF rep is that you do not talk about OWF rep
the second rule of OWF rep is that you do not talk about OWF rep the third rule is leto is cool and you have to suckle his peepee |
Come on everybody, let's all dance, dance for the puppet master!
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lmfao. oanst your funny as hell lol
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My Girlfriend has just bought one of the new Katie Price rape alarms.
It's a first class stamp and a letter to the editor of the Sun. |
A man walked into a video rental store and asked, "Can I have Batman Forever?" The clerk said, "You can have it for two days like everyone else."
Two friends were on a plane. One turns to the other and says, "If the plane turned on it's side, would we fall out?" the other says, "No, we'd never fall out, we're best friends." |
"Californian Police authorities are finding the solution of murders more and more difficult because the victims are unwilling to cooperate with the police."
That's because the victims are dead, you fucking morons. |
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How do Seekers like their ice cream?
In a cone. |
A sheep shagger walks into a baa...
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