What worries me is that that is the most heterosexual thing he's ever done, and it's not heterosexual even in the slightest (unless it was the thought a/some female(s) that caused the accident).

Yeah? Well I had a guy ejaculate on my back last week. After he pulled out.

EDIT: Just realised this was the Hetero version. Let's pretend it was a chick with a strap-on.

Alcar...

A strap-on that shoots hot, thick milk.

Or candle wax.


Actually, scratch that.

candlewax on the backside does get rather itchy, myes

Finger in vagina

hahaha we know k

Doesn't that count as penetration? Or does digital not count?



I once played spin the bottle with a girl. There was one girl and six gay guys. I kissed every person but her. That's about as heterosexual as I've been.

Hmmmm, last week I hugged a girl. THATS AS FAR AS IT SHALL GO!

how do you even know that you're gay for definite yet? you're 13, most kids go through phases like these.

i think you may just be playing it slightly. personally i think you're just jumping on the bandwagon.

Prolapse?

It's a very heterosexual thing!

The fact that I have kissed a boy, get turned on by males and not females, I enjoy kissing boys, I have done stuf with another boy (Not weird sex stuff, still, gay stuff) is kind of a huge clue. I'm old enough to know what I like and with who. I am who I am.

Define 'gay stuff'.

Kissing several guys and ignoring the only female in the room is a heterosexual thing?

I think Fabiotto was trying to be sarcastic.

But why would he be sarcastic in response to my post, which was pretty damn sarcastic on it's own?

Because he's Italian.

I 'gree with this.

LOL, 13.

That could not have been OANST wife on the first. She's too u-I mean pretty. Now if that had been his daug---ohhhh, it was a joke.:fuzemb:

The most hetero-whatsitagain thing I've ever done was dream of riding three manly chicks in the moonlight.

I thought this was the "Do you have the Art Book?" thread, read AIN's post on the previous page and was really quite dumbfounded.

i know. i've never heard about THAT INCIDENT BEFORE BAHAAARGHHAHAHAHA!!

Well... I have never been racist with you.

EDIT: forget about it.

Fucking excuse me? You want to clarify exactly what it is that you're trying to say?

trying to be funny and failing like a punctured shit balloon over a shit-mine field.

Lol. And since when are Italians a race? Since Mussolini got all butthurt about getting wounded in WW1 followed by an unsuccessful attempt at world domination?

Man, what a nationalist.

Man, what a man.