Stop fapping to Neil Hammond right now.

There still in off-topic, or is it just me?


http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=18309 - check the bread crumbs at the top.

I don't know, it might just be you. This and the "The Most Heterosexual Thing You've Ever Done" threads are the only ones that appear in off-topic for me.

All of the other ones are in necrum.

Thats what I was meant, I thought you couldn't see the heterosexual thread. Nevermind xD.

I'm so bummed. I was out of town all weekend and missed the (best)ial thread that is now necrum'd.

DAMP DONKEYS

In memorandum, Kastere.... I have this enshrined


Kastere "Loving the Dolphin" by ~Namtar59 on deviantART

I once masturbated to Abe. ;)

You make me sick.

Also isn't Abe genderless?

He conforms to the human male gender role, at least superficially.

Be that as it may, he still makes me sick

to Abe?

you mean you masturbated to a song called 'Abe' or aimed towards Abe?
surely you mean over Abe.

I don't see how any clarification will benefit any of us.

Hey it is the oddworld forums.. geez lol well fine would u prefer a fuzzle? Or perhaps a elum? Well by making you sick im sure i won this forum no one can top me hahaha

I don't believe for a second that you are a real person.

When do we marry? :)

Plus, BM's right. Who cares what he's got for 'tackle' he still conforms to the human male gender role.

Tommorow but OANST is not invited because i dont exist. LOL
:happy:

Pfft. Who hasn't masturbated to Abe? I mean c'mon, Lorne put him in a skimpy loincloth for a reason. Fan service.

Fan disservice.

I... have not.

Yes you have.

No. I've never received any sexual signals from his character. Ever.

i get turned on when the skinny mudokons are beaten by the supremacist sligs.

Ah, the S&M angle. I like it.

I've always considered taking The Passion of the Christ and re-dubbing Jesus' moans of agony into sighs of satisfaction giving the whole thing a slippery sadomasochist flare.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=16800

This should be a very enlightening topic for you all

You know, that thread was just about the time I met Lorne and, at the time, it was the thread that had the most postage in the entire forum. When he expressed happy surprise that we were able to hold the forums together despite there being no activity from OWI in years, I mentioned that thread as an example of what we had to resort to...

He seemed bemused whilst at the same time a little disgusted.

i forgot how glorious that thread was.

truly, glorious.

I remember that thread. Don't remember if I posted in it though and I don't want to read the whole thing. Or even skim. But nostalgia.

This thread needs to be on top of the heterosexual one.

*is now on top*

Great now our threads are getting it on. Anyway just to clear things up Abe is male, but I don't think he has any reproductive organs. I know I read that somewhere. *Goes to find source of statement*

Better yet find me a picture.

There should be a section dedicated to Oddworld over at adultfanfiction.net. OANST?

I found the statement over at the first ten years website, but no good picture. Sorry, Pilot.

Abe has no sexual organs.

Link:http://www.oddworld.com/firsttenyear...abe_stats.html