The INTENSE MILKS are probably what's in those pressed hams against the vending machine glass.

Its special Intense Milk Resistant glass.

but...thats my signiture?

stop trying to change me.

Because it makes them money. They know that some people are going to overuse them, but yet they still are allowed to sell them. More money for the companies, VAT added, many people die from smoking, less people, less worry about money.

The last one or two points there sound overly cynical, and I doubt very, very much that they're true, but I shall still keep them in mind. Some people are bloody evil, so you never know.

You were saying I had a suspicious mind! :D

Nicotine is considered by medical experts to be the one of the most generally destructive commonly used drugs. Marijuana, on the other hand, is generally considered to be one of the least destructive. It's a fucked up world.


http://www.procon.org/viewbackground...esourceID=1492

Also apparently LSD is meant to have no bad effects on the body apart from a bad trip and possible but not likely flashbacks a few days later. About 1 in 10 people had flashbacks from LSD. Weird. Yet its a class A drug.

I forgot where I read this so I can't post a link.

did you know LSD also stood for money during WW2?
L=£
S=Shillings
D=Pence
:tard:

Fun and Learning with Mullocks Assistant. That should be you new magazine.

Well i can live with both cats and dogs. I dont prefer either.I have lived with a dog and a cat. the only differneces are that dogs like to play more while cats do their own thing.

Cats play. They are more fun when you give them some cat nip, they go really hyper.

Oh, my god. I hadn't really noticed you before....but now that I have......my goodness, you are awesome.

Your really funny OANST just so you know im being serious when thats in my sig.I have a friend who never even noticed me. Only my brother. Then finally i Yelled straight in his ear and he finally realized im awesome because i had good ideas.

*Raises hand to cover his face*

"falls down and dies"

I should just shoot myself right now.....Because apperntly OANST wouldnt notice anyways.

He would, he actually would.

Even the tiniest sparrow does not escape my gaze.

Or the biggest Swallow?

*BANG* thud.

That wasn't hard to notice, it took up a whole post.

Right. So, in conclusion:

Everything can kill you. Or maybe it doesn't. Perhaps we just find fault with everything because we feel they're the cause of our mortality.
Water can kill you, air can kill you, sex can kill you. We're all going to die eventually, just make it spectacular.

Dogs are awesome. Cats are OK. But since they're not single entities it really depends on the individual dog or cat you meet.
Ferrets are better than both, however.

Edit: You guys post too fast for my slow ass.

SHHHH im supposed to be dead.

Ferrets are pretty cool, but you have de-stink them. Otherwise they...uh...stink.

Guinea Pigs, Chinchillas, and Hamsters can go fuck themselves. Rats are okay.

AWESOME

EDIT: rats are brilliant. i've had quite a few pet rats, they're so intelligent. and playful.

hamsters are boring. who wants a pet that only comes out at night.

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As J Buffett said in his song "We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About".

"And when they tried to draft me I earned a college degree
Buyin' time 'til things were not so bad
But then I got a guitar found a job in a bar
Playin' acid rock 'til I was numb
Tell me where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come.

I have friends who have been waiting 40 years for them to come.

I actually got bitten by a pet rat also, It gave me an infection on my finger. Not good. But I don't mind them.

EDIT: Its funny how fast people are posing here. Everyone has to edit unless they type like a secretary.

Ferrets are adoreable but stink to high hell.

I don't care if you're a loving owner who claims that "My ferret don't stink!" it still smells like shit.

Completely excusable. Rats can be immense assholes if they want to.

Rabbits are okay, but shit do they have to be accustomed to you.

Isn't it cute? It thought we would pay attention to it's attempts at serious conversation. It's just adorable.