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Alcar 10-11-2008 10:09 AM

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Met one, new better than to piss it off. I was a veritable exert on Australian fauna at age nine, and I wasn't going to the beach without an exhaustive search for the little bastards. Besides, in open water over the reef during Christmas I was quite safe from both.

http://pixdaus.com/pics/ck3HwnpAhLRIC1DTGW.jpg

You don't see a Blue-Ringed Octopus. They're VERY tiny - unless you know where to look (shallow(ish) rock-pools, and similar) you'll be dead before you realise.

Alcar...

Pilot 10-11-2008 10:16 AM

Geico.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1223745352

Crony 10-11-2008 12:23 PM

Nice Geico. How about some..

http://videosphotoshumour.free.fr/ga...l-cameleon.jpg

Chameleon?

Anonyman! 10-11-2008 01:14 PM

http://chasingdaisy.com/blogimages/naked_mole_rat.jpg

The naked mole rat has no hair except inside of it's mouth.

Crony 10-11-2008 04:22 PM

Lol.

http://videosphotoshumour.free.fr/ga...aux-humour.jpg

Pwned.

Nate 10-11-2008 05:02 PM

Okay, new rule: no photoshop. Only real animals. Just animals.

Mac Sirloin 10-11-2008 11:17 PM

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http://media.canada.com/cc23bf58-d0a...5c/dolphin.jpg
A dolphin's genitalia is muscular (Or versatile or something. Some adjective.) enough to grab you by the foot and pull you under water.


Both genders.

I'm disappointed in myself for getting turned on by this. Really, REALLY disappointed.

Pilot 10-11-2008 11:20 PM

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I'm disappointed in myself for getting turned on by this. Really, REALLY disappointed.

Too bad about Nate's new rule, that would make a great pic photoshopp'd. :lol:

Mac Sirloin 10-11-2008 11:28 PM

I'll just post it in the photo manipulation thread.

Bullet Magnet 10-12-2008 05:08 AM

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You don't see a Blue-Ringed Octopus. They're VERY tiny - unless you know where to look (shallow(ish) rock-pools, and similar) you'll be dead before you realise.

Alcar...

It's me. I know where to look. And not to use my hands. When I was nine, this was my favourite invertebrate species, I knew everything about it except its genetics and biochemistry.





This is the most beautiful mammal in the world.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...le_jumping.jpg

Nemo 10-12-2008 07:56 AM

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I'm disappointed in myself for getting turned on by this. Really, REALLY disappointed.

I was considering posting a picture actually showing a female dolphin's genitalia.


So I will.
http://web2.hpu.edu/images/NaturalSc...zed_a18875.jpg


Edit:

Actually, I'm not sure if that's female or not.

Bullet Magnet 10-12-2008 09:00 AM

PROTIP: if you don't meet anything coming the other way, it's female.


Crocodile fish
http://www.nies.ch/diving/red_sea/no...-d200-5631.jpg

Havoc 10-12-2008 09:17 AM

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Actually, I'm not sure if that's female or not.

It isn't...

Mojo 10-12-2008 09:33 AM

Lol... BONARR!!!!111eleventyone

As for MY animal:







http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/mu...x-AnimalS1.JPG

Bullet Magnet 10-12-2008 09:59 AM

Bat's gotta be shopped. I've seen a bat's penis before, 'twas not ridiculous.

How about his good side?

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/pre...7/20002282.JPG

Crony 10-12-2008 03:40 PM

And, how about this one?

http://maurice.deschamps.free.fr/Hum...n-aaargh-1.jpg

Ok, stop joking.

http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/...eared_bat2.jpg

Virginia Big-eared Bat

Nemo 10-13-2008 09:31 AM

http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/elephant5.jpg
Aren't elephants lovely.

used:) 10-13-2008 09:42 AM

Tubgirl in elephant form?

skillyaslig 10-15-2008 12:37 AM

I found that so funny, I needed to get a drink...so did my friend...
http://th84.deviantart.com/fs17/300W...aikanaro90.jpg

Bullet Magnet 10-15-2008 01:46 PM

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2006/1...squid_zoom.jpg