My answer:

I don't has.

EWWW, I went in Fan Corner. You owe me.

And my name is Maxaham.

IS SHE PREGNET?

EVEN IF I CHECKED

Quoted. First time in years. Kudos, Maxaham.

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT

You guys never let up on the memes, huh?

Of course not! If we did, the Internet would shrivel and die.

How do I shot web?


I'M SO SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST WHHHHHYYYY?
WHY MUST CHOURFAN NOT LEAVE MY HEEEEAAAAD


Edit: Posted before all the other meme drool. I suddenly feel much less... fucktarded.

bonjour i se your problems and vill take it unpont moi to solve it aint cheese fun

What is cheese fun?

Probably this. If not then I don't have a clue.

Shut up extra terrestrial wanna be. I mean, if you REALLY were an alien, WTF would you be doing on a video game forums being a little twat and....

HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNGGGG

Ok, anger over.

LoL I'm not an alien I'm just acting like one.
And don't call me a LITTLE twat because I am probably taller than you seriously.

Oh god you are my new favorite member

Hm... Why do you say you're probably taller than him?

Because I am very tall...
190 cm if you want to know (sorry I don't know how to count with foot)

Sigged.

Where the fuck does height come into it? He was making a remark about your mind, you small-minded perseon (or at least that's how I've always interpreted it).

Honestly, I didn't think that you could be such a pathetic shit. I always assumed that you was trying to be clever and could be alright if you wanted to. Now I know that you are a guy who has a really low self esteem, and so he must brag about his height to people. Do yourself a favour and get out for a walk when it's a nice day. You say the right things to the right people, they'll think good of you, and your self esteem will improve, thus making you feel the need to apologise for your recent 'prickness' and redeem yourself.

Please, no remarks about a creepy middle-aged fellow who uses the internet in his free time/work time.

And I apologise if I'm just being a nasty shit. I have just woken up after feeling very tired to find that I'm on the settee and my wife has gone to bed at an early hour without me.

LoL I can't know what he meant with 'small'
But usually that means height...
He would say stupid twat in that way.
Anyway I don't care. We are off topic.

Since when has this thread had a topic?

Hmm dunno, I'm more of waiting for hobo to close it...

Why is it you believe that Hobo is the only mod who can close things or give infractions?

Listen, AlienMagi. First, you can stop with the 'Off topic' thing, because most of the time it is actually you who starts it. You irritate people, make them snap, then they lower your rep, making you look like a bad person.

Bringing your height into it wasn't needed.

I'm only kinda joking with him. He has been famous with closing threads and banning people. So when I mention Hobo it's actually more of a joke.


Probably I am the one who starts it... I dunno, but I try to get back on topic by sayng that.
Well I know everyone thinks I'm bad... well more of a stupid, but I don't care much. Maybe I shouldn't be so active on theese forums. A few months ago when I was very active I had -42 rep. Then I have been away for quite long time and came back and had -28 rep. Now I'm active again I have -32 rep. Yeah probably I'm getting bored so I have to post something.
A lot of people disapproved my thread 'AlienMagi's logical answers' just for trying to make a useful thread. Well now its something else.

Haha I am taller than you.

I'm not D=

All right, Jordan, pay attention. He’s already explaining. He thought Anonyman was referring to his height with the word ‘little’. In case you haven’t noticed, AM’s English isn’t the greatest in town.

I think everyone needs to cool off a little and stop digging into AlienMagi quite so much. Kudos to AM for shrugging it off calmly so far.

On a different tone, I don’t get Internet memes. They used to be fun when they emerged from normal Internet behaviour, but now it all seems manufactured and self‐serving. It’s like pop culture but even shittier. If someone wants to explain it to me, I’m all ears.

come on gaize thread should not be srs :(

Okay, Max, here goes.

Internet memes are funny when you know where they originate from and participate in the making of them. Remember the 'brighday' thing? We could call that a fad or a meme, but few people outside of our social circle will get it. The most notable (and obvious) source of memes are Something Awful and 4chan, with 4chan having the shittier but more often produced memes, and SA-well, I'm not a member of the SA forums so let's leave it at that.

Now, see, there are people who take mes from place to place, and websites that straight up copy them (YTMND). The quality of meme related material degrades, and you get people spouting lolcat dialogue publicly and ruining it for everyone. I'm not saying the use of memes in places other than their souce makes them less funny, it's just the people that do it. Eventually lolcats are going to be sold on T-shirts at Hot Topic, along with some of the other memes that have public domain based source material.

I think that about covers it.

On-Topic:

Oh Max, you are so kind...