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Zozo the Zrilufet 07-15-2007 02:35 PM
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Heck I bet half of you guys are going to think it's special in a whoooole other way once you've done it. Boy are you gonna feel stupid for waiting XD.
:pAll the mods shall have illegitimate children.

OANST 07-15-2007 02:58 PM
I have two. Do I get to be a mod now?

Hobo 07-16-2007 02:27 AM
I have 16 Hobolets.

Patrick Vykkers 07-16-2007 03:10 PM
HOW? Last time I checked, self impregnation was impossible.

Hobo 07-17-2007 01:57 AM
Consider this thread. Amount of times I have got laid >1

Amount of times you have got laid < 0

Patrick Vykkers 07-17-2007 02:22 AM
True. But I don't lie about my number of escapades.

Zozo the Zrilufet 07-17-2007 03:07 AM
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I have two. Do I get to be a mod now?
:)No, you don't have enough yet, you need nine more to be a mod.

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True. But I don't lie about my number of escapades.
Horay, we can both get virgin rings together.

Havoc 07-17-2007 03:12 AM
I had nine but I roundhouse kicked em all against a wall and put em with the trash. But shhhhh, Alcar doesn't know yet.

Alcar 07-17-2007 04:08 AM
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True. But I don't lie about my number of escapades.
I'm inclined to believe Hobo, if not because of my own track record but from conversations and the like.

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I had nine but I roundhouse kicked em all against a wall and put em with the trash. But shhhhh, Alcar doesn't know yet.
Why would I care? OH... Bastard! My children!

Alcar...

Zozo the Zrilufet 07-17-2007 04:12 AM
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I had nine but I roundhouse kicked em all against a wall and put em with the trash. But shhhhh, Alcar doesn't know yet.
:)You disowned your illegitimate children, you are hereby stripped of your moderating status.

Havoc 07-17-2007 05:24 AM
Lame... :(

Zozo the Zrilufet 07-17-2007 11:17 AM
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Lame... :(
:pYou mean my bad joke or the fact that you have been stripped?

Havoc 07-17-2007 11:24 AM
Would it be ok if I simply said both? :p

Zozo the Zrilufet 07-17-2007 12:23 PM
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Would it be ok if I simply said both? :p
:)No, but okay. Yay virginity.

Hobo 07-18-2007 02:12 AM
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True. But I don't lie about my number of escapades.
It's alright, none of us would believe you if you lied about them anyway.

OANST 07-18-2007 03:14 PM
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Horay, we can both get virgin rings together.
Fair warning. I used those as a cock ring.

Patrick Vykkers 07-18-2007 03:48 PM
Who the feck would want to wear a ring on their wang? Besides gay aristocrats, but that'll lead us into OldJokesville.

OANST 07-18-2007 03:51 PM
The object of the cock ring is to trap the blood there forcing a harder, longer lasting erection.

Venks 07-18-2007 05:16 PM
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The object of the cock ring is to trap the blood there forcing a harder, longer lasting erection.
So a kinkier version of Viagra?
I feel sorry for the guys that need that stuff.
I prefer natural pleasure, though that doesn't mean I'm not into kinky stuff. Especially when it comes to being rough and violent. ^^

Facsimile 07-18-2007 09:42 PM
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So a kinkier version of Viagra?
I feel sorry for the guys that need that stuff.
I prefer natural pleasure, though that doesn't mean I'm not into kinky stuff. Especially when it comes to being rough and violent. ^^
Killing strippers FTW!

Zozo the Zrilufet 07-19-2007 05:38 AM
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So a kinkier version of Viagra?
I feel sorry for the guys that need that stuff.
I prefer natural pleasure, though that doesn't mean I'm not into kinky stuff. Especially when it comes to being rough and violent. ^^
I grow suspicious of you.

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Fair warning. I used those as a cock ring.
Cool, did it turn purple from lack of blood flow?

OANST 07-19-2007 10:51 AM
It's always purple. That's just how I roll, baby. Dogg. Fo shizzle.

Havoc 07-19-2007 11:46 AM
You know, cuz he da pimp njiggaa!

Zozo the Zrilufet 07-19-2007 01:34 PM
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It's always purple. That's just how I roll, baby. Dogg. Fo shizzle.
Cool, purple.

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You know, cuz he da pimp njiggaa!
I have pale skin.

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Wait, I've figured it out.. OANST and Hobo ARE having sex..

With each other
D:!

Patrick Vykkers 07-19-2007 02:06 PM
Wait, I've figured it out.. OANST and Hobo ARE having sex..

With each other

skillyaslig 07-19-2007 02:30 PM
:lol: Okaaay....way to go. :lol:

Nate 07-19-2007 02:45 PM
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Wait, I've figured it out.. OANST and Hobo ARE having sex..

With each other
Nah. OANST's daughter is way too cute to have developed in Hobo's uterus.

Patrick Vykkers 07-19-2007 03:49 PM
Some species of trolls reproduce by spores.

Rich 07-19-2007 04:28 PM
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See the idiot, kill the idiot.
*Kills Patrick Vykkers*

Patrick Vykkers 07-19-2007 05:47 PM
Yes, I am intentionally being stupid. I'm glad to see my own law is applied just as vigorously to me as to others.


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