Granted. I will be nice, no corruptions. But your wish doesn't harm me so it is corrupted. But it kills everyone else :) KEKEKKEEEKEEKEKE!!!

I wish everyone would stop annoying me about the game.

Granted, but I'm a compulsive liar, so your wish wasn't really granted.

I wish I could find a job.

Granted! You get a job flipping burgers and end up getting employee of the year- by putting a grease fire out with your face.

I wish Vista didn't take up so much memory.

Granted, but then it takes up too little memory and your pc explodes or sumin'.

I wish I made everyone think about the game. THE GAME. Haha.

Nobody knows what you are talking about and ignore you

I wish gays didn't exist

Are you serious? :|

Then you shalt become gay.

I wish that I was princess of the world!

- Rexy

:pYou are forced into an arranged marriage with Oanst to settle a war between his planet and yours.

I wish I knew who that Chuck Norris guy who posted in one of the threads is...I'm serious, I'm suspicious of that guy! He only did one post but his thingy said he posted 666,666,666 times or something!

The real chuck norris comes round and roundhouse kicks you in the face.

I wish death did not exist.

The world becomes overpopulated and we all starve. But since we can't die, we remain perpetually hungry and go insane. But since we can't kill each other, the world population is reduced to masses of pointy-object-carrying and fire-starting psychos.

I wish we could all grow wings.

Granted, but then God gets pissed and strikes you down for stealing them from Michael's handbag.

I wish I was a Lovecraftian cosmic being.

:pThat's exactly what he said, roundhouse kick.

Uhhh.....I have no idea what that is, but you can't change back.

I wish I could answer that message I sent to another website to a person for a confession.

You end up putting in so many typos your fingers explode. ...or somethin'

I wish I had money. Lots and lots and lots of money. Enoupgh money to buy absolutely anything I wanted, forever. And even pay taxes.

Beggars attack you on the street soon you are overwhelmed

I wish ps3's weren't so damn expensive.:fuzmad:

They become too cheap and all the people buy them out, then they have none in stock for the next ten decades.

I wish people would be reminded of the game.

Granted! We all start running around wearing Abe masks and we can't tell who is who. This leads to lots of broken relationships and families bringing home the wrong child.

I wish childbirth was painless.

Granted, but then women everywhere have kids and they have riots everywhere and the planet burns.

I wish I wasnt allergic to Garlic.

Granted! You get so excited you eat too much and people avoid you.

I wish there really was someone behind me.

Sorry about that. My computer is being wierd.

Granted. You are being anally raped.

I wish chewing gum didn't make other things taste bad.

Granted! It tastes bad in itself, but doesn't make other things taste bad.

I wish the Face Off happens soon.

Granted, but it turns out crap because the story and artwork was being rushed. *hint taken btw*

I wish fizzy drinks didn't cause digestion probs. ._.

(Just a friendly nudge...)

Granted. But nobody else likes them anymore, so they quit buying them, causing the local economies to crash, which in turn drags down the country's economy with it.

I wish the Ninja Turtles were real.

You get your head sliced open by one of the ninja turtle's shurikens.

I wish Elvis was still alive.

Granted, he is alive and his going to kill you.

I wish that I got what I wanted, and no bullcrap!!!

You become a spoilt brat.

I wish I knew who made Nate gay.

Granted, but you discover that gayness is biological, and thus get a disturbing video of his father copulating.

I wish I knew why OANST and Hobo are acting nice today.

Granted! The truth horrifies you to such an extent you shoot yourself in the head to escape it.

I wish I would quit chewing my nails.

Granted but you eat your fingers instead.

I wish I was a dragon

You're slain by a knight in shining armor.

I wish my hair was down to my knees.

Granted but you trip over your hair, fall into a trash can and get eaten by rats.

I wish Dracula didnt split up with me.