A: Exactly 20 years old and a half.
Q: Why does everyone love my pancakes? |
A: The secret ingredient is pancreas of monkey.
Q: Why did the monkey eat the guy's face? |
Your face.
My face? |
No my face.
My face? |
No my face.
My face? |
A: Spam.
Q: Am I insane? |
Your face is insane
My face old? |
A: Your face will be reported if you keep asking nonsensical repetitive "face questions" ;).
Q: Am I wrong for loving to annoy people on Xbox Live? |
Yes. Tis the greatest sin in all the world. You shall now burn in... umm... a microwave.
Why can no one pronounce my name? |
A: Because they're ****tards.
Q: Why does Spirrow's hand smell like spaghetti? |
A. Because he thinks you suck.
Q. arxryl or snuzi? [You have to chose one of them]. |
If this is for execution, you.
Why did I bother to read this thread in lieu of my last post? |
A: Because, let's be honest, you really don't ahve anything better to do.
Q: Why did MoxCo. select me as one of the two choices? |
Because he has gay bondage fantasies about you and Arxryl.
Where did Bitter Buffalo go? |
A: Back to his home, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play (but not in a gay way).
Q: Can the Kraken catch bird flu? |
Only if the bird is flying low enough for the Kraken to catch the bird.... umm... flu.
Well, if Rudolph was a red nosed reindeer, where the hell was he born? |
A: In Red-Nosed Reindeer Land. Duh!
Q: Snapple or Arizona? |
Umm... Wal-mart in Arizona so I can buy Snapple and be in Arizona.
Either, Or? |
A: These questions keep getting dumber and dumber :p.
Q: T-that's terrible, I'm sorry? |
A: NONSENSE IS FOR THE WEAK!
Q: Is Islam a religion of pieces? |
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If you broke their holy book, yes. Who is cooler, Batman? Or Bruce Wayne? |
OT: I know they aren't. I just couldn't think of an answer :p.
A: Bruce, 'cause he's all rich 'n stuff. Q: Why do I even bother? |
A:Cause you love the hobo dow the street.
Q:If you were a Transformer, what kind of pizza would your uncle's roomate prefer? |
A; Isn't it obvious? He would prefer cheeseless pizza, as he is lactose intolerant.
Q: Is Tyra Banks a Fatty Pig Fatty? |
A: No Tyra Banks is a pig fatty fatty.
Q. If saddam came back from the dead would you hug him? |
A: No, as I don't exactly enjoy hugging dictators who have slaughtered thousands.
Q: Why are you the executive of this, "Mox Co."? |
A. Because its random and its also MoxCo is a math book priting company on a year 3 educational school game
Q. I've taken all I cann just to stay awake. taken what? |
A: Every kind of coffee, energy drink, and pill, I suppose. I don't really know. It's from a song :p.
Q: What are you doing in my house? |
A: Thank God it's you, Snuzi! >hic< The last three houses were very rude!
Q: Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man? |
Only because the application for the "Awkward Tooth-paste flinger foot fiddler pipe boy" was already taken.
Why are you stealing nuts from the tree-raping squirrels? |