Nah, it's more like cancer.

An organism that knows nothing of death and whose purpose is only to go on and on and grow until the host organism is entirely consumed by this undifferentiated tissue.

...

Sorry, that wasn't nearly as humorous as herpes. But then again, is anything?

The clap?
Genital warts?
Hmm, I wish I had Irwin in my death pool. I only got partial points on Terrel Owens. And Abe Vigoda is such a bastard. Die already, Abe! I need the points.

I use to watch him all the time on tv. When I heard the news it got me real down. He did great things in his life time and thats what I hope people remember about him.

Yeah... Poor steve. I thought it was kinda funny at first and I could have imagined him saying..." Kroiky! Me heart!" but now when i think of it, it seems very sad. We have no more Croc hunter!!! *cries a little and resumes typing.*
Like Mr. Gibbs said in Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest,
"...the world seems a little less bright..."

He was a great entertainer and will be missed dearly I hope Jeff Corwin gets his ****ing act together.

Not as many people are making as much of a fuss about the death of the Maori queen. I find that most lollage.

Yeah, but what percentage of the population on this planet had heard of her before she died? Outside of New Zealand, of course. They don't count.

Did you notice that the ad for his zoo no longer has "You might see the crocodile hunter" in it? It was on tv down under.

Even in New Zealand, mabye 10%? It's truly, truly sad. :D I mean, I didn't know her before her death, which makes it even worse.

Lolololololol.

I guess that's cos he's dead, huh?

They could always put pictures of him all over and hiding in the bushes... then if you looked hard enough you "might see the crocodile hunter". not the actuall thing, but you might see him! * knocks head against screen and wakes self up*

Also, who is Maori Queen? I'm sure you all probably know, but...

Actually, I'm all sure you probably don't know. And shes dead. :D

Queen of the Maori. Maori = indigenous people of New Zealand. You know, the place where lord of the rings was made.

*"Oh!"'s resound around the room*

OH! That makes sense... thank you for telling me! (and anyone else that reads that post.)

Why couldn't it have been Bush?Or Nate?

At first I thought, to my utter horror, you meant Kate Bush...

You don't mean Kate Bush do you?

No of course not!How could you even think that?

*chokes on a pretzel*