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Rex Tirano 12-09-2005 10:38 AM

... bit them all! He bit them here and there, and everywhere...

[Bitey-mood FTW!]

- Rexy

OANST 12-09-2005 10:45 AM

...shot himself in the face since he was so preoccupied with death. In the aftermath of this terrible battle...

metroixer 12-09-2005 11:35 AM

I came in and sent out sex driven little midgits to steal all the surviving wifes and give them to me..Then....

Abe 01 12-10-2005 07:12 AM

abe 01 realised the thread had gotton strange and grapped his knife and laughed shaking

metroixer 12-10-2005 12:01 PM

...Now I don't know how to conitnue this. Oh I just did. Anwyway the midgits were doing they're job but they were sending the wives to OANST. So.....

used:) 12-10-2005 06:50 PM

..you will all start actually go on with the sotry instead of leaving in it in mid plot like a bunch of...

Lovo328 12-12-2005 09:50 PM

...unemployed hand models. But anyways, look at the time! It's...

OANST 12-13-2005 05:11 AM

...7:30. Damn it, I hate 7:30. This is when...

Cullen Heath 12-13-2005 05:25 AM

....it starts to turn to 7:31! man I also hate 7:31. Its so........

Squeeshe the metroid 12-13-2005 05:37 AM

...corny. Why? Because cheap migits come out and try to sell...

Cullen Heath 12-13-2005 05:41 AM

(YEAH CONGRATS SQUEESHE YOU POSTED!)



....... poop in a bag to tourists. Sometimes they evn sell..........

Squeeshe the metroid 12-13-2005 05:43 AM

... peanuts that emit poisonous gasses when you open them, therefor...

OANST 12-13-2005 06:02 AM

...peanuts were given to all the minorities across the globe by a revived Hitler. After the last packet was handed out...

Havoc 12-13-2005 07:31 AM

...he found himself all alone on the world and commited suicide... again... and so...

metroixer 12-13-2005 11:25 AM

(Woo! Bout time ya posted!)

...The story moves on. How? By reviving the raped bannanas from one of my first posts in this topic. Then...

OANST 12-13-2005 11:32 AM

...we killed them and metroixer four minutes later. This gave us all such a deep sense of satisfaction that we all...

metroixer 12-13-2005 11:37 AM

...I came back to life and took control of OANST. I made him dance nude in front of a city and....

used:) 12-13-2005 11:41 AM

...we went back to OANST's post...writhed in lafa fudge which tickled our fancy rins...

Squeeshe the metroid 12-13-2005 12:19 PM

... and so we ingested all of teh fudge, after doing so we..

Rex Tirano 12-13-2005 12:46 PM

... Clubbed Squish to death for not using proper English...

- Rexy

used:) 12-13-2005 12:48 PM

..which Used gave rexy a golden anime fat kitty, when she opened it...

Cullen Heath 12-13-2005 01:59 PM

It licked her to death. It liked all the other people on the forums exept for me. And nobody was allowed to revive this time! I suddenly chuckled.......

T-nex 12-13-2005 02:18 PM

... so hard that instead of chuckling you choked and...

used:) 12-13-2005 02:21 PM

...youtr head exploded. Then a group of Tibbettan Tortoises came and ate them up with a side of...

Cullen Heath 12-13-2005 02:37 PM

.........Used guts, Tnex arm and Metroixer didgets.......

Lovo328 12-13-2005 02:41 PM

...but then whoever the heck we're talking about decided to leave the cafe in a motorcycle. Down the street, the motorcyle, however, ran out of...

Rex Tirano 12-13-2005 02:43 PM

... Patsa, and being in Italy this person had violated a great taboo! So the angry villagers...

- Rexy

Cullen Heath 12-13-2005 02:47 PM

..........kissed him crazy. Then they slapped him so hard that he fell off his motorcycle and fell down a manhole. Down he went about 500 feet and on his way he thought.........

Rex Tirano 12-13-2005 02:52 PM

... 'I wonder what disgusting germs I've caught off those digusting villagers!' But suddenly...

- Rexy

Cullen Heath 12-13-2005 02:58 PM

............he stopped in Mid-air and started floating back up! "oh crap!" he thought. Now they will catch me unless I.....