...devour its own feces. This disgusting act has been a passtime of his for almost....
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3 unruley...
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seconds. The consiquence(sp?) of his passtime was...
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The end of mullets as we knew it would...
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send a giant raid of Fishermen to kill every Cylinder in Cylinder City, causing...
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mass celebration for at the same time, the Jamaicans had made the first atomic bong...
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...before smoking a joint then eating hamburgers...
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And the bong was good for instead of the pickle coming off the elephant, the hand was bitten by the...
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...sickle of good faith. Death was irritated by this and decided to...
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...Have a sit down and a nice cup of tea...
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, but unfortunately he had no mouth. So instead, he...
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.......had herpes which he used to.......
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...Eat breakfast, instead of with his non-existent mouth...
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...which would have had many sores had it existed. Later that night he used his crabs to sart an army that would eventually.....
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...have exploded! Then the herpes exploded, then they exploded again. But due to this unfortunate series of events(That movie SUCKED, dont think I'm reffering to it), they all suddenly...
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fell in love with Jennifer Garner who plays in the well known Spy show...
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..."Teletubies". Jennifer Garner then revealed her true form, "a Horse", along with Sarah Jessica Parker. As a result of this...
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I died...then...
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...Sarah Jessica Parker said "Neigh.", along with half of the known universe! This caused mass...
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....giggling that rebuilt the Berlin wall. This mystified historians so they decided to form a ......
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...slightly rectangular...
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PENIS!!!! then they...
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...decided that slightly rectangular penises are probably not healthy penises. So they decided to give the penis some Prozac and a week-long vacation to a spa where...
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Gay men ruled the...
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...until the jamaicans had revenge on them because...
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The gays said that dreadlocks are SOOO out!
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They captured Mr.Freeman, and...
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Gave him a makeover with...
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Rasberry jam! They then said "Forget about Freeman!" and...
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...pushed him down a well with only a lunchable to eat...
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