You better have either 4chan or OWF pasted over your ass.

IE's on the back.

I was going by top Alexa rankings, I didn't quite get to 4chan.

Steam was on my bum. That way I could make jokes about steamy images of my backside.

EDIT: I'm not normally one for vanity shots, but the girls in my Art class were taking potshots at me when I wasn't looking. I quite liked this one.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...24728317_n.jpg

that's because he IS the internet explorer!

the superhero who always knows what to do! (safe search available)

IE should be somewhere ... private.

Y’know, somewhere you’d need to explore to find.

What I’m saying is you should shove IE up your ass.

He should tattoo it up there. Because IE is a pain in the arse.

Hurr hurr.

So I went to wedding last week and the photos were just recently uploaded and there's pictures where I kind of look half decent, at least I wasn't caught off hand by ninny photographers.

Here's me wif mah gurlll;

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...03369996_n.jpg

And here's another one wif meh and mah brahs;

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto..._4765911_n.jpg

And here's wht I look like when I'm caught off guard by ninny photographers;

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...43914860_n.jpg

It was a good event and the dance floor was hit... hard. I don't have any from later on in the evening but by that time I was a puddle of sweat so I reckon I wouldn't post them anyways.

I got an Adventure Time shirt last month for my birthday, thanks to my wee brother.

http://imageshack.us/a/img834/6727/image0551w.jpg

For some reason my arms look incredibly emaciated, dunno why.

That's awesome.

Nice. And your arms look totally normal.

I watched the full ten hour loop of that song. I enjoyed it, but may have suffered permanent damage.

I'm so freaking jealous!!

Me too. Silly no brain damage fine I am though.

Apparently sitting on a horse turns you into a midget.

http://i.imgur.com/MbWFiUj.jpg

I shall call this phenomenon the equine-dwarf effect.

Why hello there, Mikhail.

Because...little Irish men on horses.

Is it yours, by the way? o.o

Yes, well, my mother and I joint own her.

The Irish part of me only comes out when I sit on the horse. It probably goes back inside for potatoes and Guinness when I get off.

The Irish in me manifests itself in the fireworks I put through people's letter boxes.

Pretty damn cool you can ride though. I once rode a pony. It scared me. I haven't ridden any animal since. So...congrats on your balls of steel.

SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORS- Oh wait, your already on it.

I don't get why STM mentioned Irishmen. What am I missing?

*obvious sexual joke*

Dwarf, Irish, gold pot, rainbow, lager, leprechaun, UK. STM has a broad synonym tree. And unusual for that matter.

Because all jockeys ever are Irish...I explained it in the next line, like, geez, man, come on.

Perhaps that's something only a British person can get. Round here jockeys are from any old place.

Your explanation was even less clear; I just thought you were accusing Vyrien of being a little Irish man on a horse.

Where you see an accusation I see a compliment. Nah, I suppose the joke was pretty dire but I was hammered last night.

If you don't mind me saying, you do look a little bit "vertically challenged" on that animal.

The horse is beautiful, by the way.

Yeah, I would so fuck that horse. Not that into dwarves though.

I'm going to fucking rape you, OANST!

In a kind of 'I love you' way.

Get in line, mate.

Daisy chain?

It's too late, OANST only has eyes for the horse.