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STM 09-06-2011 02:09 PM

Two way, we both had cams so yer...she wants to see me tomorrow.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 02:10 PM

Destroy her.

STM 09-06-2011 02:17 PM

I'm a little worried, she put <3 and love you at the end when I logged off just now...what does that equate to? XD

Havoc 09-06-2011 02:45 PM

That she thinks of you as a potential boyfriend and doing the deed with her will seal the deal for her. You might want to take some distance and judge the situation before you muff dive in and end up in a big stinking pile of female emotions.

STM 09-06-2011 02:53 PM

Yeh I'm a bit worried now, I don't want a long distance relationship with someone I will never meet it just sounds a bit lame. But I don't want her to feel offended. Gah, curse my dashing good looks.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 02:56 PM

Take my advice and don't do it again unless you want a relationship, I slept with somebody once and a day later they were asking me for a relationship, completly took me by surprise and I had to explain that I never intended to have a relationship with them, I never went back again incase he tried to bring up in person and these days all he ever does is ask if I'm still with my boyfriend and doesen't want to know anything else. He can't seem to understand that I don't want a relationship with him!

STM 09-06-2011 03:01 PM

Thanks for the advice, I'll tell her tomorrow that I'm not interested in a relationship, hopefully she takes it well, I dunno she seems okay. As always, you guys have been the source of a lot of help. Lol I don't intend to do that again, less than and hour after and I feel horrible.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 03:03 PM

Feel horrible for the Skype sex?

Why?

STM 09-06-2011 03:04 PM

I dunno, I just feel bad that she thought it might amount to something, also I met her on the gaming website Kong, the account for it is shared with my little brother. XD If she takes it badly she could fuck things up a bit.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 03:11 PM

I didn't feel bad telling that guy that I never wanted to be with him because he was anoying me anyway :)

But if it was someone else that I liked as a friend and wasen't bugging me at the time, then yeah I would feel bad but they need to know.

STM 09-06-2011 03:13 PM

Well hey I literally just logged back on to the previously stated website, I joined the chat she was on and pretty much as soon as I joined it, she left to another one...I dunno if it was just an accident or if she's avoiding me for some reason but hell if she is that just makes life easier.

EDIT: Oh wait no, she's talking to me...here goes.

OddjobAbe 09-06-2011 03:16 PM

God will cast you into the fiery pit for these extramarital intimacies.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 03:21 PM

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EDIT: Oh wait no, she's talking to me...here goes.

Keep us updated I'm finding this interesting.

Sekto Springs 09-06-2011 03:22 PM

1 hour away from this thread and it has a whole new page. You guys are fucking pervs.

STM 09-06-2011 03:24 PM

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Keep us updated I'm finding this interesting.

Glad my mishap can provide you with some good digest. She's away atm back in a few minutes. I'm not too sure what to say really. We'll see.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 03:25 PM

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Glad my mishap can provide you with some good digest.


Mishap?

Nothing has gone wrong yet.

STM 09-06-2011 03:42 PM

Welp I had to leave her a message because she went afk for ages, hopefully that's that, I'm tired and I'm going to bed, let's hope this doesn't bite me in the arse.

MeechCrunchies 09-06-2011 07:20 PM

If it doesn't, she probably will.
Sounds like a bad situation...

Wings of Fire 09-06-2011 09:42 PM

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Well it is an Odd world after all with plenty of Odd people.

Actually I was ridiculing you.

MeechCrunchies 09-06-2011 10:22 PM

And I wasn't specifically talking to you,
that was meant to be a reply to the poster before it,
but your post slid in before mine did.


Anyway, guess what kiddos?
It's time for some more awkward sexual teenage stories!
So apparently, since I've started having sex more often,
my hormones have gone tits up.
My face is turning into ground zero for zits... :fuzemb: :dead:

Jordan 09-07-2011 12:53 AM

Skype sex is nothing compared to the real thing. Mwuahaha.

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 02:22 AM

At least Skype is free, even if your in a relationship you still gota pay for sex!

It's damn anoying!

The worst part being that in my relationship I'm always the one who has to pay for condoms, lube ETC...

STM 09-07-2011 02:37 AM

Well I logged on to skype and kongregate today no messages or anything. I don't know why but I felt almost ill today, which is really weird, like sort of anxiety and I don't feel like doing anything, maybe camming is just not for me...

Nate 09-07-2011 03:12 AM

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The worst part being that in my relationship I'm always the one who has to pay for condoms, lube ETC...

What the hell? Why doesn't he chip in if he uses them too?

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 03:48 AM

I'll be perfectly honest and I say that I don't know why.

I'll tell him next time we need some supplies but at the same time I don't want to sound like an asshole.

STM 09-07-2011 04:08 AM

It's not being an arsehole, surely it's just splitting the costs so that you can both enjoy yourselves. I mean it doesn't seem fair on you to have to pay for everything.

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 04:49 AM

I usually buy the things we need online with money I can't withdraw from an ATM, still though it's money I could be spending on really cheap games which I tend to do a lot.

Nate 09-07-2011 05:27 AM

For a second there I thought you were referring to your sex life as a cheap game...

JennyGenesis 09-07-2011 05:34 AM

I'm just really tight with my money and sex is just something I hate having to invest into.

MeechCrunchies 09-07-2011 08:53 AM

Well then lay it down for him,
"No more sex until we start splitting the bill."
May seem harsh but it's a viable option.