I have powers to see beyond your puny public profile and see that you claimed your birthday was in 1990. *fixes*

My hair's probably about the same length as you, but it's curly. I get impatient spending two minutes fixing my hair, so no way am I ever going to waste an hour a day on that.

I spend 55 minutes of that hour doing something else. It isn't as time consuming as you think

I cut my hair because I took too long with it then got lazy and it fell into...disrepair, so to speak.

It's getting longer again, so...yeah.

Second time's the charm. Or is it third? Meh.

There's a Northern Ireland now?

Have you seen Nate's hair? Nice as it is, 'Flowing' is not the first word that comes to mind.

I stuck some old chess pieces to the board and mounted it on my wall to look like some kind of local gravity flux. I was going to do Chess On Rollercoasters, but it was too big to hide in a jacket without knocking pieces off. In the end we just played cards instead.

Normally it's pretty low-maintenance (read: messy). I combed it for the photo.

Perhaps...

I'm going to grow my locks to my shoulders and you will be fucking pleased with it, it'll look splendid and turn lesbians straight and straight men gay. Thankfully, I'll have no cunts telling me that my hair is getting too long and tell me to get it cut.

AH GOTS PURDY HAIR.

I probably will love it, Ridgy bum.

I can then dress you up and take pictures of you.

Remember when you did that for me? Good times.

I"m sure this has been point out in the past, but whatever:

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/images/eminem.jpg

I only look about as old as him.

I wore make up once. I hated every moment of it.

Tch.

I love wearing make-up.

LOL.

girls always say i should wear eyeliner and i would be hot as

I like mascara and eyeliner.

No lipstick or heavy blush, though.

I used to put ribbons in my hair too.

I wear a skirt but we Scots like to call it a kilt. Am I in now?

I have lipstick friendly lips, but not really a lipstick friendly face.

Sad.

I thought you were Irish

I'm so confused

English, Irish and Scottish me lud. Don't ask I don't know.

Have you tried black?

Anyone looks sexy in black lipstick!

Okay, there's your ancestry, there's the place you were born and there's the place you currently live.

Clue: The first one doesn't really count.

Next time I get drunk maybe.

I'm proud of me heritage Wings, I'm only second or third generation English on one side anyway, 1/2 of me only lived in England for 50 years.

Heritage is rotuded.

0/2 of you was around fifty years ago. You're English.

Nome. English, Irish and Scottish.You just jealous ;)

Not really, because I identify as British.

Which is worse, because Wales.

Damn sheep shaggers.

My ex-girlfriends father was welsh.

Fuck Wales.

Yeh, fuck their nice geographical location and endless pubs!!!

Beat u again Dix slow fucka!

My heritage be...

Irish/English/Zainichi Japanese (Mixed Korean/Japanese ethnicity)/German

STM you fish tickler, because I view a thread, doesn't mean I intend to reply in it. You won't be better than me.

Ever.

I'll kick your ass at rugby.

I'll flood hornets against your precious bees.

I am better than you!

I haven't gotten the "are you wearing lipstick" line since middle school.


I also just realized... "dipstikk lipstikk."

PUN AWAY.

Dipstikk, about your lulzy video. I asked Ridg3, a fellow Northern Ireland resident, how he felt.

HE THOUGHT YOU WERE WEARING LIPSTICK.

I shit you nawt.