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Strike Witch 12-21-2012 04:51 PM

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It's time for us to say thanks to Blade for all the vampires he's killed over the years by sending him some holiday cheer. You can send your cards and letters to:

WESLEY TRENT SNIPES
INMATE #43355-018
FCIMCKEAN
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
P.O. BOX 8000
BRADFORD,PA16701
Well, how about sending Blade a christmas card?

Mac Sirloin 12-21-2012 06:25 PM

I heard Wesley Snipes is a huge jerk who wasted all of his money on drugs and then didn't pay his taxes. Supposedly there's a scene in Blade 3 (Trinity) where he's standing still with his eyes closed and during filming he wouldn't open them. He just stood there for ten minutes until they agreed to CG his eyes opening in.

Wings of Fire 12-21-2012 06:27 PM

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JUBA, SOUTH SUDAN—According to alarming reports from international relief agencies operating in Swaziland, Chad, the Democratic Republic of Congo, and rebel-held sections of Mali, more than 500,000 people have died so far this month from the ongoing Africa plaguing the region.

"At this point, we are unable to keep up with the flood of victims from the continuing Africa," said World Health Organization director-general Margaret Chan, who called the current Africa the "most urgent and devastating"humanitarian disaster of our time. "By our count, this catastrophic Africa has killed more than 100 million individuals over the past 10 years, and we're seeing thousands more—many of them helpless infants and children—succumbing to Africa by the day."

"And unfortunately," Chan added, "the merciless Africa shows no signs of abating."

Africa, which affects upwards of 40 million new residents annually, has only grown more deadly over the years. According to WHO figures, many of the afflicted die from Africa or Africa-related complications before they even reach the age of 5.

In addition to the staggering number of deaths attributable to the persistent, destructive Africa, roughly 1 billion individuals are now said to be living with the highly lethal continent, and for most there is little hope of recovery.

"Sadly, Africa has been a problem in this area for generations," World Food Program coordinator Jens Dreyer said from his office in Niger, a country that has long been mired in a perpetual state of Africa. "The scale of this disastrous Africa is overwhelming. We're doing what we can to contain it, but it's just so widespread."

"Despite all our efforts, I still see Africa everywhere I look," Dreyer continued. " For those who live here, there's just no avoiding it."

In Mali and Guinea-Bissau, the unrelenting Africa has reportedly turned bloody, wiping out entire villages, eroding even the most basic functions of civil society, and displacing hundreds of thousands of people whom the Africa has left without access to food and water. Additionally, graphic images of violent military crackdowns, vicious border disputes, and outright slaughter confirm that large parts of Egypt, Sudan, and Somalia have once again collapsed into full-scale Africa.

A number of critics, including certain state agencies and nongovernmental organizations, have accused developed countries of offering only token aid, claiming that such nations would prefer to ignore the horrors of the grisly Africa altogether and pretend the continuing Africa simply doesn't exist.

The U.S. government has acknowledged the problem, citing the 10 million women and children who die each year from Africa-linked preventable causes, and maintains it is doing all it can to address the grave humanitarian crisis in the Africa-ravaged region.

"The real tragedy here is that Africa is 100 percent treatable and all but nonexistent in other parts of the world," said State Department spokesman Annette Green, painting a grim, hopeless picture of those who struggle daily with the debilitating continent. "But sadly, for the unfortunate individuals born here amid these horrific conditions, a diagnosis of Africa is effectively a death sentence."
I shouldn't have laughed but

mr.odd 12-23-2012 12:09 PM


Jibs jabs latest.

Dynamithix 12-24-2012 04:29 AM


Wings of Fire 12-24-2012 04:05 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Ok5Ej.jpg

I play minesweeper a lot when I'm bored, because I'm a strange person.

I hardly ever win any on hard.

This is the second closest I've come to winning hard in a month.

I hate Microsoft.

Varrok 12-25-2012 01:16 AM

Which one have you finally pressed?

MeechMunchie 12-28-2012 12:33 PM


Dynamithix 12-29-2012 05:00 AM


Crashpunk 12-29-2012 05:10 AM

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/upl...gmustaches.gif

Mr. Bungle 12-29-2012 07:50 PM




SWORDS ARE NOT CUTLERY

Steamer_KING 12-29-2012 08:43 PM


Varrok 12-30-2012 07:00 AM


Dynamithix 12-30-2012 07:03 AM


scrabface 12-30-2012 07:05 AM

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http://i.imgur.com/Ok5Ej.jpg

I play minesweeper a lot when I'm bored, because I'm a strange person.

I hardly ever win any on hard.

This is the second closest I've come to winning hard in a month.

I hate Microsoft.

just do it you pussy!

Jbot123 12-30-2012 07:20 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=LY8L4ZrWizs

I just laugh when I imagine what was going on in whoever made this's head.

EDIT: How do you guys make it so that the video shows up in your post instead of just a link.

Varrok 12-30-2012 07:30 AM

Use Embed function. (Share->Embed)

Use less creepy videos.

Bullet Magnet 12-31-2012 06:22 AM

I'll show you creepy. Creepy government flowchart!

http://nuclearsecrecy.com/blog/wp-co...flow-chart.jpg

Dynamithix 12-31-2012 06:43 AM

fuck yes been waiting for this all day


MeechMunchie 12-31-2012 12:10 PM

Oh God, I just laughed at a pony video.


Varrok 12-31-2012 12:17 PM

You almost tricked me into thinking that it's a Hotdiggedydemon movie... but then I noticed that it's only *.mp4

OANST 12-31-2012 12:23 PM

I didn't.

Varrok 12-31-2012 12:26 PM

To be honest the only funny part was when I thought it was about a pony having some sort of heavy seizure attack

OANST 12-31-2012 12:29 PM

The funny part is when I drove to Meech's house to cave his skull in because he betrayed my trust.

Varrok 12-31-2012 01:16 PM

That actually is pretty funny

Crashpunk 12-31-2012 03:00 PM

No Meech, not you!

you should know better!

Mr. Bungle 12-31-2012 09:48 PM

Is the final pony.mov video out yet? He said it'd be here around December if I recall correctly.

Varrok 01-01-2013 03:51 AM

It's not out yet. Did you forget to ask *which* December it'd be done?

STM 01-01-2013 06:14 AM

Just an interesting factoid for you all, courtesy of QI:

If you were to guess that in the Biblical 'feeding of the 5000', 5000 people were fed, you would be wrong. The Bible said 5000 'men' were fed, the women and children were not bothered to be counted because they were not as important.

MeechMunchie 01-01-2013 09:02 AM



Yes, that's Super Meat Boy.



EDIT: I made a poop.