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Pilot 08-20-2011 11:01 AM

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It had to be desperation because the woman he was banging had a face like E.T's ballbag.

Ah yes, the combination of sweat and cigarette smoke.

Dixanadu 08-20-2011 11:06 AM

I dismiss that claim.

Pilot 08-20-2011 11:34 AM

I'm kinda thinking of the whole 'crinkly dessicated whore' look.

Dixanadu 08-20-2011 12:01 PM

When I first seen her, she was napping in a seated position with her mouth wide open.

Her facial expression made me want to stab her throat with a sharp piece of glass.

MeechCrunchies 09-04-2011 07:27 AM



Do I need to write anything else? xD

STM 09-04-2011 08:02 AM

*sighs oh so deeply* been there posted that.

Dixanadu 09-04-2011 08:28 AM

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Do I need to write anything else? xD

No.

Laser 09-04-2011 01:23 PM

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Do I need to write anything else? xD

Yes. I want to read every last detail of the best 15 seconds of your life. EVERY. DETAIL:pipe:

Dixanadu 09-04-2011 03:20 PM

This shall be entertaining.

I shall get the expensive champagne.

Jordan 09-06-2011 01:57 AM

Sex is awesome.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 03:08 AM

Unless your asexual!

Laser 09-06-2011 03:16 AM

Oooh shit...Who remembers that asexual dude who was a member for ages until he left because OANST and some others trolled him to death?

What was his name? Patrick something?

Nate 09-06-2011 04:12 AM

Patrick Vykkers? I don't remember him being asexual. I can remember many things about him, unfortunately, but not asexuality.

MeechCrunchies 09-06-2011 07:00 AM

Someone's gotta find it, this seems like an archive of lol worthy trollage.

Laser 09-06-2011 09:36 AM

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Patrick Vykkers? I don't remember him being asexual. I can remember many things about him, unfortunately, but not asexuality.

I swear he was asexual, it was the cherry on the right winged crazy person. If not then who was it or was it even on this board (seems likely as, outside of crazy forums like 4chan, this place seems to be a haven for people with...'interesting' sexualalities)

T-nex 09-06-2011 10:00 AM

Maybe Oddworld just inspires a little.... 'difference' in us all.

Wings of Fire 09-06-2011 11:00 AM

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Someone's gotta find it, this seems like an archive of lol worthy trollage.

Because asexuality is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really funny.

Hahaha.

MeechCrunchies 09-06-2011 11:18 AM

Well it is an Odd world after all with plenty of Odd people.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 11:21 AM

The idea of 'Odd' is purely from perspective.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 12:18 PM

I beleve another name for an asexual is "Nun"

STM 09-06-2011 01:49 PM

I just had skype sex ^_^ welp, that's a big step forward for me, let's get the champagne out bitches, I'm in a good mood right now.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 02:16 PM

Was the drag queen on the other end impressed with your performance?

STM 09-06-2011 02:17 PM

Gah, it doesn't feel so good now the novelty has warn off, I just want it all to gooo awayy.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 02:20 PM

Sowwy :<

I gave you pos rep for it though :D

STM 09-06-2011 02:33 PM

Fine I'll let it slide.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 02:46 PM

Skype sex? What is this I don't even

Sekto Springs 09-06-2011 02:52 PM

Skype is a phone/webcam service. Seems pretty obvious.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 02:54 PM

What's so fun about that when you can't touch?

Havoc 09-06-2011 02:56 PM

It's live porn and you don't have to pay for it. Next best thing when the real deal isn't available.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 03:00 PM

Was this a two-way thing STM, or could you only see her or vice versa?