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Pilot 08-20-2011 10:01 AM

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It had to be desperation because the woman he was banging had a face like E.T's ballbag.

Ah yes, the combination of sweat and cigarette smoke.

Dixanadu 08-20-2011 10:06 AM

I dismiss that claim.

Pilot 08-20-2011 10:34 AM

I'm kinda thinking of the whole 'crinkly dessicated whore' look.

Dixanadu 08-20-2011 11:01 AM

When I first seen her, she was napping in a seated position with her mouth wide open.

Her facial expression made me want to stab her throat with a sharp piece of glass.

MeechCrunchies 09-04-2011 06:27 AM



Do I need to write anything else? xD

STM 09-04-2011 07:02 AM

*sighs oh so deeply* been there posted that.

Dixanadu 09-04-2011 07:28 AM

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Do I need to write anything else? xD

No.

Laser 09-04-2011 12:23 PM

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Do I need to write anything else? xD

Yes. I want to read every last detail of the best 15 seconds of your life. EVERY. DETAIL:pipe:

Dixanadu 09-04-2011 02:20 PM

This shall be entertaining.

I shall get the expensive champagne.

Jordan 09-06-2011 12:57 AM

Sex is awesome.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 02:08 AM

Unless your asexual!

Laser 09-06-2011 02:16 AM

Oooh shit...Who remembers that asexual dude who was a member for ages until he left because OANST and some others trolled him to death?

What was his name? Patrick something?

Nate 09-06-2011 03:12 AM

Patrick Vykkers? I don't remember him being asexual. I can remember many things about him, unfortunately, but not asexuality.

MeechCrunchies 09-06-2011 06:00 AM

Someone's gotta find it, this seems like an archive of lol worthy trollage.

Laser 09-06-2011 08:36 AM

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Patrick Vykkers? I don't remember him being asexual. I can remember many things about him, unfortunately, but not asexuality.

I swear he was asexual, it was the cherry on the right winged crazy person. If not then who was it or was it even on this board (seems likely as, outside of crazy forums like 4chan, this place seems to be a haven for people with...'interesting' sexualalities)

T-nex 09-06-2011 09:00 AM

Maybe Oddworld just inspires a little.... 'difference' in us all.

Wings of Fire 09-06-2011 10:00 AM

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Someone's gotta find it, this seems like an archive of lol worthy trollage.

Because asexuality is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really funny.

Hahaha.

MeechCrunchies 09-06-2011 10:18 AM

Well it is an Odd world after all with plenty of Odd people.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 10:21 AM

The idea of 'Odd' is purely from perspective.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 11:18 AM

I beleve another name for an asexual is "Nun"

STM 09-06-2011 12:49 PM

I just had skype sex ^_^ welp, that's a big step forward for me, let's get the champagne out bitches, I'm in a good mood right now.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 01:16 PM

Was the drag queen on the other end impressed with your performance?

STM 09-06-2011 01:17 PM

Gah, it doesn't feel so good now the novelty has warn off, I just want it all to gooo awayy.

JennyGenesis 09-06-2011 01:20 PM

Sowwy :<

I gave you pos rep for it though :D

STM 09-06-2011 01:33 PM

Fine I'll let it slide.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 01:46 PM

Skype sex? What is this I don't even

Sekto Springs 09-06-2011 01:52 PM

Skype is a phone/webcam service. Seems pretty obvious.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 01:54 PM

What's so fun about that when you can't touch?

Havoc 09-06-2011 01:56 PM

It's live porn and you don't have to pay for it. Next best thing when the real deal isn't available.

Dixanadu 09-06-2011 02:00 PM

Was this a two-way thing STM, or could you only see her or vice versa?