Admiral Abraham “Beardlip” Stechington III would like a word.

How did he get up there?

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I'm doing the dishes with my brother. I'm the one in the apron.

You appear to have sprouted a tail Ridg. ;D

T'was bad chicken, I believe.

It was my mangy little mutt. Shortly after the picture was taken she started devouring my trouser legs.

Why do you have an apron?

'Cause I'm doing the dishes. Helps me stay that little bit dryer.

Conor looks very happy for someone doing dishes.

ridg3 has a bird on his head (shadow).

Ridg3 also has a tail.

yeah, right. first it's aprons, then it's eyeliner, stockings, high heels and a Marilyn Monroe wig while you stare into the mirror trying to do a high-pitched voice.

we know, man. we know.

Just because I did it, doesn't mean he will.

We're all individuals, here.

Sounds like you're speaking from experience MA.

Your missing out a couple of things there MA,

He is wearing an apron, doing dishes in the kitchen, must be a start to something...

Oh Ridg3, I can't believe you're preparing for when you move in with me and become my wife. :happy:

Not really. The apron, fine, but if he was truly prepared he wouldn't be wearing anything else.

We can solve that problem when he gets here.

Why are you exuding love right now Wil?

don't you just know it, babe. i've been to Brighton.

Sexual and romantic desperation. Wanna come and take advantage of my low standards?

Eh, may as well, I have a few days off sixth form.

E: Oh Molluck's Assistant, you do crack me up.

That’s positively the worst chat-up line I’ve ever heard.

Saturday good for you

Awesome, guys. I'm not free Saturday, but if you wanna get here before Friday or after Saturday, I'll give you a rollicking seeing to.

I'm sorry Wil you only want me for my body and sex, this just isn't going to work out. I'm sorry, we can't see each other any more. It's not me it's you.

I'll buy you some flowers.

How exactly are you going to fit three people in your bed when it couldn't even fit two skinny people?

This is no time for practical concerns, Joe. This is time for penis!

;~: You can't just buy my love, I'm not some cheap whore. Ask Dixy.

Alright then, you sensitive prick, I'll PICK you some flowers.

Yeah, I know. After the year or so it actually took to organize your visit, it seems ironic that you actually came too soon. No pun intended.

If you'd had said that to me in November, we would have definitely ended up sleeping together.

On the floor if needs must.