After not having showered in the morning and having gone to the toilet about 4 times on a day, having been working all day, go have sex and tell me that the things you smell are not the most disgusting things in the world.

I know that I don't smell nice after such a day and a ladyfriend's vagina certainly doesn't smell very nice after such a day. And when it's a hot day it's even worse!

I didn't even know what one of those was until I googled it. Wow. People find that sexy?

yeah. she was a prize winning heifer, give her a break.

I dunno, I mean I understand that watersports and scat is essentially about control. But vomit? Really?!

There are psychological reasons for every fetish that actually tend to make quite a bit of sense when it's explained.

Doesn't make it any less gross though.

Guys...sorry to burst your philosophical discussion on shit..
but um, when I said "shit eating" grin I was referring to what kind of grin guys and girls get after they get done...ya know the kind that doesn't go away for about 6 hours and makes it blatantly obvious what you've been doing <3

I think everyone got that, MC. They were just being smartasses.

Is it sad that I can't honestly tell anymore the difference anymore?

No, its the internet. Not to mention we make a point to be ambiguous dickheads.

A man after my own heart.

Alcar...

Shall I put you on my ignore list in case I read anything else mind haunting?

But he ruled out the bad ones.

Alcar...

Jenny's mind is haunting by the fact that I'm not into scat and golden showers. Is there something you need to tell us Jenny?

You stay at the begining that you RULE THEM OUT but the end of the post doesen't convince me. That's why I feel haunted. I'm up for trying new things, within a limit of course, I'd never ever get involved in scat or watersports.

No, I'm being entirely genuine. Besides, I think I've said enough in this thread.

Au contraire, tell us more!

Joe wants to know about your watersports and scat escapades! :)

Some things should go in the toilet.

Not on your body, and definitely not in your mouth!

"Shit-talking" would make an excellent euphemism.

You may have just invented it for the members of this forum...

On odors: I can always tell when a female has been around, that estrogen smell..... hits me in the face like a ton of bricks. It's worse if they've been sleeping, just used the toilet.... can't even imagine the smex smell.

I actually prefer the smell of men.

Big surprise there.

:( .....

I've never been in an environment where either gender didn't mask their natural musk with copious amounts of deodorant or cologne. I sort of appreciate the sentiment.

The smex smell is pretty rancid. Like a wet dog on a hot day.

A dog that just ate prawns past their sell-by date.

now we have Hannibal Lector and Ed Gein!

no way, man. i let my musk flow free.

Nobody else has noticed this phenomenon? It's always the case for me when I'm at friend's houses or am staying overnight with friends in California, visiting mom, married friends, etc.

Right, well musk is much different than the dirtiness of B.O.

There was a strange odour in my friend's flat when I visited him last year.

It smelled like desperation.

Ah yes, the combination of sweat and shame.

It had to be desperation because the woman he was banging had a face like E.T's ballbag.