I really wish you didn't say that!

This. And the spiky hair suits you, though I can sympathise with the desire for effortless hair.

Oh Lord let's hope not! Not that I don't want you guys in one big chimera, I just...I'm not looking for a chimera relationship right now.

And don't underestimate your own sexiness. XD

also thankee kindly Nate, I don't mind a little bit of extra work really because I never used to feel good about myself until I got my hair styled, it helps give me a little bit of self respect or whatever the term is.

Self-esteem? Yeah, I could use some of that.

Anyway, tonight on MeechMunchie Tries to Avoid Looking Like an Escaped Sex Offender...

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Sensible haircut. Jumper/Shirt combo. Unimpressive facial hair. Yup, I am averageness incarnate.

You could use many words to describe my nose. My personal favourite is "epic", used in the traditional sense. Also, sideburns.

*Sigh* Yes, I really am 16...

This is the truth here, but, you do look like a friend of mine who got arrested for being a sex offender...

Dude you're looking fucking kushdi don't put yourself down, actually with a hair style like that you look down right suave.

No way you're 16.

You look ridiculously like a traditional limey cunt of an Englishman.

Good job.

I'm learning Pitt-Peel in History (That's Hanoverian/Georgian era). My teacher says that every time I answer a question he imagines me dressed up as a Hanoverian politician, because (according to him) I look like one.

This is Lord Liverpool (British Prime Minister 1812–1827). Decide for yourself.

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Vaguely.

Hah, Yeah, I can sort of see you in that picture Meech.

sideburns fucking rock, and your facial hair isn't 'unimpressive' at all. keep it up, man. you look smart, in my opinion.

You definitely look smart.
In a seventies schoolteacher kind of way.

MeechMunchie, I think that look suits you a lot more than with longer hair. I definitely think you should keep it, it makes you look very mature. ;)

That's exactly what I thought when I put on some glasses the other day. They magically transformed me from "shabby young man" into "scruffy '70s professor".

It's okay, hang around coffees shops and girls will eat that look right up.

I don't know how I feel about the mustache, but the chops are downright delicious.

Now that Anonyman! mentions it, your mustache looks like it could do with a bit more shaving. I find lots of people our age try to grow facial hair like that, but I rarely see people that have thick enough hair to make it convincing.

I probably have thick enough hair, but I refuse to grow one because everyone that knows me wants me to. I'm a cunt like that.

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I'm in the Hippo Mask.

Prof. HippOctopus vs. The Astounding Giraffe-Woman. I would watch that movie.

It's thicker than it looks, it's just pale. That said, a lot of my classmates have been nagging me to shave it off.

I say keep it. My mustache came in thin and took forever to fill out [and I'm still not entirely happy with it], so yours probably will too. Also, make sure to wash it with shampoo and not a bar of soap when you're in the shower as the soap will actually start to dry the skin out and slow down growth.

That being said, the more you shave the quicker it grows back, you can always keep trimming it loads then let it grow next week over half term? It shouldn't take more than three or four days to get that kind of length at your age. I'm growing a chin beard right now and I have about 60% chin coverage after 9 days...not as fast as I'd like, but then I hate shaving as well.

You know the whole 'shave more and it comes back quicker and thicker' is bullshit, right? Or so I've read anyway.

I shave it every month or so, and it does grow back a little thicker each time. But I feel obliged to give the same statement that I give to everybody who brings up the "Shaving --> Moustache" line.

If I kept shaving it, I would not have a moustache at all.

It does grow back quickly. But that's not the point. The point is that I have a moustache because I enjoy having a moustache. Also, it's bloody freezing, and my mouth genuinely gets cold without it.

I already comb it. If I start shampooing it I may as well give it a name. It's better treatment than I give my cat.

I've had lip hair of some variety since about 14. I am currently in the midstages of the "Filling out/Spreading" period. But that's the first grower's tip I've recieved, so thanks for that.

No idea. I already chew off the bits that stick in my mouth. Probably makes me look like a retard, but it's strangely satisfying. And compulsive. *Chews*

I daresay there is some truth to the theory, at my age at least, not because the act of shaving makes it grow faster, but because it resets the average hair length so newly developed follicles have a chance to stay level and fill in gaps. So it makes it look thicker.

My past few shaves have revealed my sideburns encroaching forwards across my cheeks, so I may be able to grow triangular muttonchops by the end of the year.

Now, where's my pipe?

Most girls ask me to maintain a shaven lip XD one girl pleaded with me to actually shave my beloved chin beard (if it could be called a beard...it's not really), I've yet to find one that likes a bit of stubble funnily enough, you'd think the opposite. Certainly interesting though. Oh yeah, girls don't like getting kissed by a moustache either, you tickle them you see. XD

Next time I kiss a girl I'll ask.

Don't wait up.

Now shut up and help me name my lipwig.

Maurice.

i can give you a pipe, MM. your sideburns and moustache automatically entitle you to a free one.

also, Captain Prickly.

Do you have to have both to get a pipe? I figure proper sideboards and a Barbour coat warrant one...

Colonel Fuzzington.

Tom Selleck.

Every 'tache should be called that.