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JennyGenesis 08-14-2011 01:57 PM

Doing that would make me feel wrong...

Laser 08-14-2011 01:58 PM

You'd think so, but it felt so right

Havoc 08-14-2011 02:20 PM

The fact that he came so quickly scares me more than anything.

Laser 08-14-2011 02:26 PM

Well Abe is one sexy motherfucker. Surely you realised that after all these years?

JennyGenesis 08-14-2011 02:56 PM

No, never found him sexually attractive, just cute.

Anyway, moving on Thankfully

A friend told me that last night she had sex 4 times in the evening, so I said that when my boyfriend gets back that me and him would attempt to do 5 in a night, but I know I'm goona fail, I can manage 2 times, 3 times if I really push myself though, has anybody managed to have sex 5 times in the same night?

I see it as something I will fail to achieve.

EDIT:Yep I think he agrees as well...
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/92/unledcco.jpg

Laser 08-15-2011 02:54 AM

Why not have sex for a really long time instead of doing 5 times?

Havoc 08-15-2011 02:56 AM

My record in one night (being from around 9PM to 6AM) was 6 times and I was completely butchered after that.

Jordan 08-15-2011 05:50 AM

I prefer the option of doing it few times but for longer. I got to about 2-3 times a day for a week last time.

Pilot 08-16-2011 08:34 PM

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My record in one night (being from around 9PM to 6AM) was 6 times and I was completely butchered after that.

He cut it off???

MeechCrunchies 08-16-2011 09:22 PM

I just got back from a recent three hour Ford loveathon...
I is one happy fucking camper, got that "fucking good night" shit eating grin on...it won't stop xD
Needless to say, the "Stank Window" phenomenon is real, and we experienced
it... :love::tard::spin::smokin::pipe:

Sekto Springs 08-16-2011 10:11 PM

You're gross.

Havoc 08-17-2011 12:20 AM

I don't even know what the hell he's talking about.

Nate 08-17-2011 05:39 AM

I understood part of it. 'Stank Window' perplexes me somewhat.

Wil 08-17-2011 06:39 AM

All I understood was the phrase "shit eating".

Searching Google for "stank window" returns... this thread.

Laser 08-17-2011 08:16 AM

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I just got back from a recent three hour Ford loveathon...
I is one happy fucking camper, got that "fucking good night" shit eating grin on...it won't stop xD
Needless to say, the "Stank Window" phenomenon is real, and we experienced
it... :love::tard::spin::smokin::pipe:

So...you are a coprophage? Or is a coprophile?

From my listening to Outkast, I assume Stank window is the "funk" window. Which means their shit eating created a residue on the window with its smell...or they were listening to some funky music and made the windows funky? :confused:


This song seems aproptiate.

Sekto Springs 08-17-2011 08:43 AM

Stank window, as I understand it, is when you engage in excess sexual activity without proper ventilation and the "sex smell" gets trapped inside. You then open the windows to let the "stank" out.

Laser 08-17-2011 08:48 AM

Stank is quite possibly the least sexy word in the english language. Along with Algorithms

Jordan 08-17-2011 08:50 AM

Oooh that's stanky. What does sex even smell like!?

MA 08-17-2011 09:00 AM

like a thousand moist vaginas or sweaty arse-cracks.

JennyGenesis 08-17-2011 09:27 AM

Shit and fish?

Sekto Springs 08-17-2011 09:29 AM

In my experience it just smells like BO, but extra pungent.

JennyGenesis 08-17-2011 09:37 AM

In my experience it just smells like cum.

Sekto Springs 08-17-2011 09:41 AM

You're doing it wrong.

JennyGenesis 08-17-2011 09:56 AM

?

Havoc 08-17-2011 10:52 AM

Smells like sweat and condom if you're doing it right. Smell likes shit and pee if you didn't take a shower.

Jordan 08-17-2011 10:57 AM

Shit and pee... I think you'd have to do more than not take a shower for that to happen. Know what I'm saying?

T-nex 08-17-2011 11:01 AM

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Shit and pee... I think you'd have to do more than not take a shower for that to happen. Know what I'm saying?


Talking by experience? :)

Jordan 08-17-2011 11:02 AM

Oh, never! I rule out anything to do with golden showers and scat. OTHER THAN THAT I'M PRETTY OPEN MINDED. *cough*

T-nex 08-17-2011 11:04 AM

Hmmm... You're being quite defensive about it.

Wings of Fire 08-17-2011 11:06 AM

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Oh, never! I rule out anything to do with golden showers and scat. OTHER THAN THAT I'M PRETTY OPEN MINDED. *cough*

So Roman showers are still good then?