This is why you don't let the girl choose the movie.
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Was it good or really good? :tard:
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The parts with Gary Oldman were bearable. I didn't feel like gouging out my eyes when he was on screen. |
Give me three guesses:
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That's high class suspence.
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So basically the werewolf was just an invading monster.
So basically it may as well have just been a wolf. So they may as well have just made a movie of the original bedtime story. |
You're missing the point, though. Everyone had magnificent jaw lines.
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You should have skipped going to the movies and just rented Freeway instead.
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That looks amazing.
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I got worried when I saw you said "Really good" in response to Dynamithix' question, because I read someone say something about Little Red Riding Hood. I thought you were saying you liked it, and got really scared.
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Red Riding Hood is not a Twilight clone.
Red Riding Hood is a unique retelling of a classic tale. |
I mostly go to the dollar movies nowadays, its easier to sneak in food, and its only a fucking dollar.
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But doesn't the anticipation just fucking kill you?
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OANST, you've never seen Freeway? That's another one of those childhood classics.
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BUT DEY BOTE WURKET TOGEDDER DO SAAVE DA GURL DURR |
I don't want to see it because the girl who plays Red always looks vapid as hell in everything she makes, and it just bugs me. Also I heard it was boring.
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Just started watching The House of 1000 Corpses for the second time. I love this movie and Captain Spaulding is awesome!
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So that's what your Facebook status said.
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Yup, almost finished now. Dr. Satan is fucking creepy.
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I watched Jumper the other night.
It was okay I guess. It felt like the start of something bigger but I feel like I never really got the full picture. Like it's missing another good hour of exposition. |
I saw Donnie Darko. That movie is demented.
Granted, I missed like half an hour in the middle because my network sucks, but from what I could tell, it was dememted. I'll probably rent the damn thing just so I can rewatch it and catch anything I missed. From what I could tell, it was like a very dark version of "Inception". But like I said, I missed a lot. |
No, it's mediocre.
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I fucking hate that movie. The ending is the most retarded thing ever.
I didn't used to hate it so much, but time has fermented my contempt into a frothing lager of rage. |
I liked it a lot, even though nothing made any sense.
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Same. When I first saw it I was in my teens and thought it was pretty okay. Plus it has some decent laughs. But then I grew tired of Jena Malone constantly playing the victim in every single movie she's in. Plus the story itself is just..meh. Drew Barrymore is obnoxious as fuck, too. |
You know what else I hated? That movie SPLICE.
I forgot how to do black bar, so spoiler alert. It was completely retarded. The posters and previews made it seem like it was more of a "guy creates monster, monster kills everything" sort of movie. But no, it turns out that they raise the damn mutant like a child. And there's like three sex scenes, two of which aren't even human on human. One of them was practically pornographic, since it was showing everything. Jebus. The monster turns into like a guy, for no reason whatsoever, and comes back to life as a rapist. What the hell. And at the end the girl lets the boy get killed, the dumbass, and she gets prego and doen't terminate the damn thing. I think the part that pissed me off the most was seeing the dvd cover and someone had called it "a sexy movie". |
A sex scene that was practically pornographic. Revolutionary.
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