Come back when you've taken part in an orgy. Actually, even those are no big deal anymore.

I don't have an iPhone!

I think MM meant Ipod Touch :p

I'mma reintroduce the eye contact thing. It's bloody wonderful. I think it's a factor that helps to distinguish between making love and having a shag.

I, for one, prefer the latter.

Really?

I like it as its sexy and you can tell if they are enjoying it.

I go by the noises made to tell if they're enjoying it. Of course, I'm only talking about kissing here.

Eye contact when kissing?

Is that possible?

Opening your eyes while kissing someone, only to find them looking back, is...weird.

Would ruin the moment I think...

I doubt that, both would be too caught up in the moment to care.

Perhaps it's just based on preference, I for one prefer my eyes closed so I can pretend I'm kissing someone else.

I prefer having my eyes closed.

Don't ask me to give a reason why as even I don't know the answer, things just seem better with your eyes closed.

You don't have to see the ugly your bumping...

At least he is bumping.

or kissing. or whatever.

I bump no uglies!

No. They do. OHHH!

Anybody ever pulled a muscle in their leg when having an orgasm?

I have...Twice...

I am different...

Though a friend did tell me that the exact same thing happened to his girlfriend.

That's fucking vile Jenny.

Maybe... once or twice.

Vile?

I don't see how.

I got cramp and my toes fucked up.

On the topic of sex, I met a girl while on my breaks at work about a week ago, we were going to have sex...then we stopped seeing each other. That didn't last long, bloody corpses have more personality.

And I'm still a virgin >=(

I keep getting cramps in my tongue, really messes me up.



On the topic of sex:

A signification of a lack of the above or a clever linguistic technique whereby we refer to the comment above the colon fragment to show that in fact you are having sex?

I would not presume to make such an announcement through the Internet by way of a blank space. Or spell so well while otherwise engaged.

I see. Intriguing.

Once.

I had to stop.

Sometimes I curl my toes and stretch my arms when I orgasm,
and that explains why I periodically get foot cramps.
My ex thought it was cute how I looked retarded when i came :fuzemb:

Everybody looks retarded when they cum.

Do they?

http://efukt.com/20897_Crazy_Squealing_Orgasm.htmlhttp://efukt.com/20897_Crazy_Squealing_Orgasm.html

I believe so.

MOD EDIT: Length discussion on gross-out videos moved to here.

Duuude I was having like this wicked sex with this hot blonde but all I could think about was Abe.

I came in under 3 seconds.