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My girlfriend is a psycho.
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Tell your girlfriend she's using her phone in the wrong aspect ratio.
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Tell your girlfriend..... oh wait
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Wow, it's like being back at school.
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Isn't it great?!
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It's less magical when you left school six months ago.
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Just remember all the good times, man! Like the wedgies, and social humiliation.
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I remember all the good times with your mom.
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Too far, man. That shit hurts.
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That's what she said.
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So it was just date rape drugs, and social humiliation?
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Now it sounds like choir practice for me.
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Sounds like the entire city I grew up in for me.
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Sounds like me.
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You fiend
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Thanksgiving? More like thankskilling, amirite? EDIT: Not related, but good nonetheless. |
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What if you operate the toy with *their* genitals?
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Then you have ruined Christmas, among other things.
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Varrok stop molesting the children
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Not for Varrok.
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There's nothing better than watching kids play with their little toys on Christmas Eve. It makes me feel very warm inside.
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O das nasty
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This was in the menu of a local bar/cafe. Never has a drink description described me so well.
http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1386418557 It was quite tasty, too. |