Because he won't do that.

i saw him interviewed this morning. he was asked how long his new album took to make, and after ten minutes i knew he was friends with Hugh Laurie, but not how long his new album took to make.

also, for some reason i used to get mixed up between Beethoven and Meatloaf. how the fuck i did that, i don't know.

This song was on one of my favorite mix tapes when I was about 13 and all about skating.

Mmm, Gypsy Punk.

I'm sure you'll agree that this is even better than the rest of those:

And compare that to the original:

they fucking always play this on a Saturday down the local. probably grown on me.

EDIT: i'm actually not a sixty-year-old weirdo, by the way.

I take it back. You use the most irritating colloquialisms.

what colloquialism? local? weirdo? Saturday?

Saturday. Definitely Saturday.

I've got to admit, I love this one:

I've got to admit. You love cock.

Who doesn't? Chicken is tasty.



Found them on Spotify. I require an album...

I've got to admit. YOU'RE A DICK.

You require more than this song to know that Lacuna Coil is awful?

Would you rather me post some of the truly god-awful stuff that I have found on Spotify?

No?

Then hush‽

Oh, man... That's just going too far, MA. Srsly.

We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating.

that intro always freaks me right out. stop looking at me, Poirot.

Love the Poirot tune, complete with raepface David Suchet at the start.

Been listening to a bizarre mix of metal and 80s lately. Lordi & Billy Joel, anyone?

What is it with metal and being crap?

Seriously, asking this as someone who used to call themselves a metal fan.

You just don't understand...my dad left me when I was two and I listen to metal to fill the empty void.



Just a demo...but still bloody fabulous.

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