N-O.

Monkey pie?

with added testicles

If i had 3 peas and added four kernals and made it into a broth would i have ginger hair?

A: Actually, I think that's the recipe for brown.

Q: Why do I love Backstreet Boys so much?

Because they wear after shave.

Does Havoc like tigers?

Yes, and he is glad they don't A-sexually reproduce;)

Baseball hat or Straight-Jacket?

Depends, does the jacket go with your shoes?

Dr.Pepper or university?

A: Doctor Pepper University! The only college where you can get a PHD in flavor!

Q: Uh oh! What'cha gonna do???

stay on the pc!

oh no! how could they revoke my PHD in fizziness?!

by it not existing

$+$=%?

100% tasty!!

why me speak un good?

Because you're getting sleepy. @_@

Gag me with a spoon please?

Shh, Alf_shall_rise, my secret shouldn't be revealed in public!

What do you do with a refridgator with a push door?

get confused and starve.

why is q such a funny letter?

Because it looks like someone ripped it off from the letters b, d, and p.

Polly want a cracker?

A: ... *shoves crackers into Slaveless' mouth*

Q: Why can't we be friends; why can't we be friends?

A: Because your a cat and I'm a dog.

Q: Why cant I brush the blood off my teeth?

Because your teeth was bought for 3.00 at the Dollar Store. They are pretty much spin offs from densers, with much less nice quality.

*tries to speak with crackers in my mouth* Mumble mumble, mumble mumble?

My GOD, you sicken me.

Interns?

No, i do not like the taste of cat pee.

Dog pee, then?

If you want... I suppose. Just make sure you're not accidentally drinking lemonade (that would be awful).

What would happen if I joined KKK?

Your black friends would make excuses not to hang out with you :D

Do catipillers make webs?

yes
If the moon is star shaped what colour is the universe?

Yes.

Can someone tell me what's going on?

The universe is expanding, God died because nobody believed in him, the human race is plotting it's own extiction, and I have a cold. There, in a nutshell.

Can someone please give me some aspirin? I have a headache.

What? Give you some poison? Okay.




Graduation? What are they graduating from?

Childhood.

why did i have to pay money to see the new pirates of the caribbean??

What do you mean you had to pay money? I didn't. :D

Why has my creative potential suddenly ceased?

Because its the end of the world as we know it (and i feel fine)

What does S.T.A.L.K.E.R stand for?

Sure, Turn on Any Little Kangeroos, Ecomonic Rapper.

My car is broken. Can you pay the bill that fixes it?

who's Bill, a mechanic?? (I'm so fricikin' funny! :D)

can anyone get the "Yellow + Blue = Green" thingy in the booklet for Mechanical Animals working???