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A: Because it is depressed. Q: Do you by any chance know where Leather Face lives? |
He lives in a place where he can steal the skin off cows very easily (And without being shot).
Why do I have a headache? |
you were bick'd?
do i need to use more blackadder refrences? |
Only if you want to.
Why, oh why are there mushrooms dancing aound my head? |
A: You've been watching too much Disney.
Q: What happens when you fall out of a sandbox? |
The Fuehrer says you we is the master race
(2,500,000 bonus points who can get the reference and the reference in the points) Should we, Roger the Cabin Boy? |
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On Topic: Yes, you should. No wait, I don't think you should. Or maybe you can if you want to. Why was my hand itchy just then? |
a mosquito decided to have dinner.
have you ever tried to steal a goose from a casino? |
Off Topic On the 2,500,000 points thing *BZZZ* Lex Luthor voice: WRONG!
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A: Yes. That has crossed my mind many a time.
Q: Who made Michael Myers cry? |
A: The scary dream he had with a tidal wave of babies.
Q: Sleeping Beauty has narcolepsy? |
A: That was supposed to be a secret.
Q: Would you eat an evil apple? |
depends on how its evil. If its evily jucy, then yes i would eat it.
whe does the contest judge hate me so! |
A: Because you don't have the sort of features that we want to have to have the misfortune to view.
Q: Where did I leave the car keys? |
A: Down the firey steps, left at the Underworld junction, two doors past the partying Paramites. Look for the drunk whose hair is on fire. They're in his pocket.
Q: Mocktinis or Martinis? |
Mocktails
was i just insulted by OddjobAbe? |
Go and check!
Have I lost my idiocy? |
No you have found your genius
WHos there? |
Your mo- err, I mean, your lawer. We need to TALK.
Why won't my teacher turn the air conditioner off when it's -10 degrees in here? |
A: Testing a new kind of torture and keeping track of how long it takes before you all go insane.
Q: What do you do when a river of soda flows by? |
Jump in and enjoy the bubbles.
Why does homework have to be so boring? |
Q:it is a national agreement to torture kids a home aswell at school thus making them slowly lose there souls
Whatha gonna do when we come for you? |
well..the whatha here is fine, a bit cold though. as for when you come for me...ur...*runs*
Urrg. i think i'm pockymanz obsessed. what should i do? |
Yu-Gi-OH!
Yu-Gi-OH? |
A: Yu-Gi-NO!
Q: Snerk or snark? |
Snork!
Is it time to BREAK DANCE? |
No its time to dance breaking!
Pokemon versus Digimon versus my had versus Jesus versus Max the mug versus Nate versus Chick Norris Versus the entire 300 who would win? |
Mr. Rodgers! *Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny*
How now brown cow? |
A: Chocolate milk.
Q: Why does technology hate me? |
because it does.
Mid terms. Y/N? |