Because!:D
How much wood can a pine tree chuck if a pine tree chucks wood?:lol: |
A: Enough to burn all these annoying wannabe tree chucks!!!!
Q: If you bumped into Lori Lanning in the supermarket, what would you say? |
*takes out a pipe, a pair of thick glasses and sits on a velvet coated chair*
A: Bananas to you. Care to buy a rubber monkey with three living siblings? Comes with a handy-dandy-almost usable wet, old cloth. Booyaka. Q: If I were a moose, what would I be wearing? |
A: A loincloth and a sheep tied to your head.
Q: How fast can Majic close a thread? |
faster then light travel
how many legs has a disabled octopus have? |
16 thats including the sixty million legs that are chaseing it down the street.:D
Do you want to be chased by a brown garbage bag on a street in New York City under an orange Street light at night or do you prefer white garbage bags? |
A. Well, I'd rather be chassed by a green bag under a blue streetlight, but what can ya do?
Q. Why does my cat have 2 legs? |
A. its an evolved member of the species.
B. how's yo' mama? |
A. She's on her death bed, but thanx for asking!
Q. WHo is coo coo ca choo??? |
A. He is you
Q.Why she sells seashells in a seashore? |
A: cuz Harry Potter kills Mickey Mouse under the tree, while buying coconuts.
Q: Why does Goofy have a house in a cartoon?? |
A. Cause he killed someone to get it! Shh, dont tell anyone.
Q. Why does Barbera Striesand have such an ugly face? Welcome again T-nex! |
what now?
A.Barbara is messed and it's diet is as follows:
1.stuffed yes 2.people who say "walter subchack" Q.Why does eddy act like a F**KIN' A**HOLE while Ed rides the cluckball in the form of a swedish meatball? :fuzconf: rolf has seen the meatball! what now? |
A. because jimmy likes the man cock.
Q. If I saw the sign would it open up my eyes? |
it would paint them purple
what if JFKs real name is Jason Freddy Kruegar!? |
A: Then I'd wanna know how the assassin found that one out and congratulate him for saving the world.
Q: What could I do with 3 pencils, 6 cables, 2 lego pieces, a bicycle and 8 armadillos? |
A. Make a organic XBOX that plays only Barney and Sesemy Street games, so it's useless!
Q.Who lives in a pineapple under the toolbox? |
A. pineapple man lives in pineapples,
but the toolbox ran away, since i sceamed "frundipllehogin" Q1.Y R U 2 B the WOOTmeister's? Q2.if i killed goofy, how did pizza warp my batwings while demons pants chafe? |
a1. M3 15 73H W007M31573RS? H0LY FUNK!
a2 the square root of TEH MATRIX! Q1 How much PI could a nerdchuck square, if a nerdchuck could sqaure PI Q2 if you pickeled an egg, wouldn't it be a pickle? |
A1. PI=3+2-1Axy!
A2.Satrix? Q. Why did the chicken kill all of his friends? |
because the others told him to pluck off!
Who did John J. Wissenhiemer date in a fish tank? |
A. death
q. join Mecha War V.2! |
A. I don't wanna!
Q.Who says gobble gobble and expects to get away with it? |
A. that prostitute I hired.
Q. Why did the dead baby cross the road? |
A- Ummmmmmmmmmmm, I don't know yuk yuk!:lol:
Q If john seltzer married a woman named Alka would they be called Mr. and Mrs Alka Seltzer?:lol: |
A: No they would ne called Mrs, and mr. Boobka alka
Q: What happned to that toolbox?? |
A: It's not called a toolbox anymore, it's called an xbox... now ya know what happened to it.
Q: What would you do if the pink-purple-people-eater came unto you and offered to spiritualize you at their holy pink grail? |
A: then i'd say "you just F*** THE H*** UP!!!"
Q: what if you walk on th street playing with an tennisball and you bumped into Sherry McKenna? |
I would say "OOPS OUT OF ROOM!:D
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXY and Z what happened to the P? |
A: P needed to take a pee! Hee hee! :lol:
Q: Where is Bob? |
A. Crying?
Q.Why does the world spin? |
A: Cuz' it would be stupid if the UNIVERSE SPINNED :eek: :eek:
Q: If i had Harry Potter, Mickey Mouse, Ashley and Goofy in one hand, and had Me, You and ariel in the other, and said: "Goofy needs droffy and Ariel is just stupid" Then why would Harry potter smoke Heroin and pot?? |
A: cus' magic weed is ten times better that the normal stuff!
Q: How could you?! |
A. Because I don't like you!
Q.Who likes Mickey Mouse better than Bugs Bunny? |
A: Mickey Mouse! :D
Q: Who hates me?! |
A. Oh, well, I don't really want to talk about it.
Q. Why does the chicken die every time he gets hit with a semi-truck? I mean, come on, I get hit with semi's all the time, and i'm not dead! |
A: Cus' the chikens mamma told him to!
Q: Which came first.....the chiken or the superbowl? |
A. The superbowl!
What's your favorite haystack? |
A: The one with the limbless shaved monkey in it!
Q: What is 2 + chicken pie? |
A: *sneezes* Chipietoo!!!!
Q: Who is the keeper of time? |