...get fully shaved every so often
if i could have one hair on my whole body, it would be... |
bright orange!!!
When I complete the last Quintology game I will... |
...Be in my 20's
If I could go to a live music performance I would see... |
Jean Michel Jarre!
If my skin could be made of anything other than skin, I would choose... |
...cheese!
If I could have a conversation with one person for the rest of my life, it would be.. |
...Director Phleg. He's just so damn cool!
If my cat ate all my cheese, I would... |
...cut the cat, spilling it's entrails. I would then search for all the digested cheese, and slurp it up.
If all the cheese in the world suddenly came alive, and started eating humans and animals, I would.. [ October 17, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ] |
eat the cheese first! yum!
if limbruger didnt smell so much... |
p.s- why would anyone want to kill me?
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Limburger smells good and it tastes good.
...i wouldn't eat it if my hairdresser would burn my hair... |
Id get one of those hair spray things they use that spray water and jump into a sand box.
--------------------------------------------- If cheese could fly...... Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
...I would train myself to fly, so that I could go cheese hunting..wow, thta would be fun.
If I woke up one morning to see that I had a pool in my backyard, filled with spray cheese, I would think to myself.. |
Hey how did that just appear over night oh well, dont think just drink.
--------------------------------------------- if sligs ruled oddworld.... Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
...they'd always be dropping their cheese 'cos their brains can't handle running Oddworld and eating cheese at the same time
if Oddworld was made of cheese, like the moon is, i would... |
Eat the whole thing and say that was cheesy. All of the oddworld creatures would be floating around in space and want more cheese.
--------------------------------------------- if cheese grease were a product on vykkers labs..... Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
..I would think, "Cheese grease? I want cheese grease! I want my cheese grease, dammit!" And then go and eat som munster cheese...
If I found some multicolored cheese(Let's say... neon orange and neon yellow!)I would not eat it, instead I would... [ October 18, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ] |
...use it as attractive and fragrant paint to paint my walls with.
if all the nice cheese [cheddar, wensleydale, etc.] were turned into evil processed cheese like Dairylea, i would... |
go insane bcuse i like cheese!
if i could eat the bigest pice of cheese in the world i would............. |
That sentence is already complete!
 If I was in a room with a crate of cheese, a watermelon and a lamppost, I would... |
i would use the lamp post to pry open the crate and youse the water melon to...um....make a water melon..um....slig ya! thats it a water melon sig mmhm yep yah *nodes head*
if i colud fiy i...... |
Then i'd steal all the cheese and there would be no cheese left(not bluevien cheese though.
Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
vykkers all the way yeah!
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woops forgot to continue question.
if there was a cheesery...................... Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
[Heeh, sorry to butt in, but... Dan, you had the same idea for neon cheese as I did! :D (I just forgot to post it)
Wa-hey, 300th post] |
...I would think "What is a cheesery?" because I am dumb.
If I was a bowling ball... |
what's the question again?
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(If i were a bowling ball..)I would still be smarter and funnier than Pinkhaired!
If I could live in any fictional place, I would live in... [ October 19, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ] |
Would anyone not say Oddworld
If MSN keeps crashing like this forever... (heh heh) |
...we'll all have to use ICQ/AIM/Yahoo Messenger.
If Hell froze over... |
...MSN would work, pinkhaired would be a buddhist, and cheese would taste BAD...
when people come to my house to sell me things... |
...I glare at them and point meaningfully at the little blue sign on our door which says 'we do not buy or sell at this door'.
If all consoles suddenly turned neon pink... |
Then the consoles might as well be neon cheese.
:D :D :D :D --------------------------------------------- If some guy came and said "i'll see you in court" and then I will say "why" and he will say "you been smuggling cheese in your shoes" and then I would........................................... Philip at The slig station http://www.geocities.com/thesligstation/ip.gif |
..yell "SHIT! my secret's got out!" and run very fast...
if i were blind... |
...I wouldn't be able to play WipEout Fusion!
If OI made a bonus game about just the one Oddworld species, I'd want it to be about... |
...slurgs
if slurg sundaes were real, they would taste like... |
icons!
If I was a hero in a Quintology game my power would be... |
...dazzling people with my brilliance. Failing that, baffling them with bullshit.
If I were a villain in an Oddworld quintology game... |
crap.
if there was one thing i wanted to do on oddworld it would be....... |
...the heroes would get a break :)
When/if Lorne dies, I'll... |
...abe'd be in BIG trouble... :D
grinnning is... |