What are you saying about? Is that BAD DATA?

An order from the boyfriend. I am not allowed to jerk off.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Directly leading the topic back into my problems. Bum sex. I think I've tried that stuff before* but she didn't open up, so to speak. Maybe being drunk I was moving a bit to quick for her tastes, I don't know but I think I might have put her off the idea.

I was quite drunk.

I haven't written anything about jerking.
Read my blogs more proper.
FLYING IN THE AIR?

Just lie there and let her sit on your cock. She has total control then and when she is ready you can start pushing away .

Thank you!
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I haven't done this yet, I just prefer bloody scenes with virgin women.

JG's method would be pretty unbalanced should the person ontop be pissed out of their head.

Worth a whirl, though. I'll add it to my to-do list, it's always great to try new things.

You Ukrainians have macabre tastes.

I was born in Ukraine, but my parents are from Russia.

I have a fetish for rape fiction. I have no idea why.

I think we should leave fetishes out of here.

Everything,but Fetish!

I'll have you know that I got a couple of days ago I got fucked whilst pissed and I went on top aswell! It's possible :p

Why? It would make this thread a bit more interesting.

Trust me... it won't.

...won't be here

I had a USSR joke there, but I lost it.

When you put it that way, it's now officially added to my to-do sex positions.

I have rape fiction. Wanna see?

LOL joker?

The Iron Curtain is literally a metaphor for chastity

Pfffffft. How boring!

At least it wasn't a 'In Soviet Russia...' joke.

Sickle and Hammer? I 'ardly know 'er!

A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality.

The Frenchman said, "Of course Adam was French. Look how passionately he made love to Eve!"

The Englishman said, "Of course Adam was British. Look how he gave his only apple to the lady, like a real gentleman."

The Russian said, "Of course Adam only could be Russian. Who else, possessing nothing but a sole apple, and walking with a naked ass, still believed he was in a paradise?"

Joke time over. Sex time now.

Right, let's move things forward. So does anybody here have a foot fetish? One time I was speaking to one of my gay friends, he introduced me to one of his gay friends. So we got talking and stuff then suddenly within 5 minutes of knowing each other he asks me if I can get naked and let him suck my feet........ I felt a bit grossed out. I wasen't even single at the time and if I was I woulden't have let him suck my feet. I try to avoid him now because he creeps me out. I don't really see the sexual appeal of feet myself.

Feet, no.

But the sight of perfect legs sends me berserk.

I like legs, me.

Freak! One of your friends was socking your legs. What did you feel?
You have very "menwanting" friend. Maybe, he likes strange smellings?

I like legs to. But I don't like to get my mouth involved with them. I just like to stroke them with my hands

I didn't let him suck my feet. And I hope I'm responding to this correctly. But yes I do have quite a few gay friends.............

Oh look, we don't need to discuss fetishes any more.

Surprisingly, my first post on the first page will answer your question.

No one listen to Ridg3.

He has no fetish.

Am I the only one who wants to hear more about this?

Yes, you are.
Oh, Dixanadu is a woman. Wow!

Yep, I'm a womanwanting friend with strange smellings.

And what a woman he is!

I don't see how I could possibly explain it much more. I am not allowed to jerk off, simple.

How is this being enforced?

Ummmmm. Good question. I'm just a well behaved boy :D Though there are those days...........they are difficult but somehow I manage to resist.

So the conditioning is all mental, I see. You have better self control than I do.

Devices are fun too. ;)

Assuming your talking about sex toys

Has anybody here used a cock ring? If so what was it like? I've used one and to be quite honest it did absolutely nothing for me. I just hope I'm not broken........

I was talking devices to enforce chastity.

I have a ring; it's heavy metal chrome plate and shaped like a teardrop. The idea is that in addition to working as a standard cockring, the point of the teardrop reaches underneath to stimulate the prostate.

The whole idea of a cock ring is to restrict bloodflow in order to keep you harder, thicker, etc. It works.

What do you mean exactly by it did absolutely nothing for you?

It just. Well as I said. It did nothing for me. Nothing felt any different.

Was is loose? Hmm...

*takes notes*