This is my crossdressing subordinate.

You can have sex with him, Joe.

No be proper.

Yes yes

Okay, Joe? don't have sex with him.

Hime!! don't be mean.

But seriously, Cammy is my good friend.

And he looks awesome in a bikini.

Hello Cammy. So I hear you look awesome in a bikini.

Yes I do?

Late as always. New guy was almost funny at first. Almost.

Now I'm just unimpressed and simply thrilled that our beloved anime twosome has turned into a fulltime threesome. Oh, how my ignore list shall grow.

By one.

Crimson, ignore DI, he's a bleeder. I'm a bleeder too, but he's a particular bleeder. He bleeds like a bleeder.

Oh, man. DI has me so turned on right now. It feels so wrong. But it feels so right.

I bleed like black people.

That is to say I bleed like everyone else. So stop being racist, mac. I wasn't talking about grape soda and watermelon seeds.

Oh wow even the trap turned up

Everyone is going to hate this thread come morning!

Pretty sure we don't need to wait until morning for that.

DON'T DO THAT EVER AGAIN.




Uncle porkstar exits for the kitchen

DI is directionless rage, for the seething hate you need to wait until OANST gets on the pc again.

The trap?

But what if I get off on seething hate?

I mean, I'm totally not saying I do.

But what if I do?

What if you do? Indecisive little shit, aren't we? It's time to hitch up your fucking old-man slacks and make some life choices. God damn it.

Ha. Directionless rage. Joe is sexual deprivation and confusion mixed with sloth. You can also factor in a bit of lust and bitterness as he seems to be quite upset about the sexual orientation of ghost.

But what do I know. I'm just directionless rage.

You're quite on the ball for directionaless rage, maybe I should refind my petard and get a nice rope.

It's not indecision. It's keeping my options open.

No. You're a fucking bush that's bleeding all over the place and you're fast-fucking-approaching critical mass. Don't get all chafed because captain baby cartoons made a baby cartoon baby cartoon baby cartoon remark. This


isn't anything to worry about any more than mopping up all of the garbage tears in the world, which coincidentally are spewing from Captain baby cartoons.

Now, are we going to sack up or blow up?

Oh, I see what you did there.

So, what happened? Did ghost rebuff your online pleading and awkward flirting so much that your chapped ass has finally carried over to the forums? Or, even better, because your shitty little fanclub has increased by one, have the size of your metaphorical balls done the same?

Either way, it suits you. The whole white knight/pussy/everyone loves me thing was a little trite. Especially considering how stupid you seem to be.


Edit:

Mac, if you're going to crawl up my ass and camp out for a bit, at least have the courtesy of doing so in a sensible way. Your jordan-esque banter is doing nothing for me tonight.

But I am a white knight, and a pussy.

And everyone loves me!

The worst part is that even I like you.

I just hate your taste in life.

My god, are you two actually having a fucking argument over here? Really? You know what, Fuckingbeard? And Captain baby cartoons? Shut the fuck up.

Don't exchange insults because someone else who likes anime started posting more.
'Directionless Rage' is not only off kilter, but it's just accentuating the whole "we're snotty fucks" thing. Don't try to be master of pettiness and dig bullshit trips like "Hurfle durfle ghost sex look at my beard" all over the place in here. Don't tastelessly fart mean words at each other like this.

You two are fucking stupid. All of you are. I'm the only smart one. And I spew nonstop bullshit anyway. Fuck all of you, you can suck my objective cock (of truth).

Fucking children.

P.S.

You're disgusting fucking angerwhorish vermin and scum.

I like the new Kastere, shame he's going to get infracted soon.

For what, angrily telling angry angersons to stop being so fucking angry and not argue over the most atomic, insipid, petty bullshit?

Yeah, you should do it in rhyme.

Meh, new kastere is funny.

"I graduated high school so now I am an adult. I have no time for pettiness or bullshit."

I think he's forgotten where he is. For fucks sake, this is the kid who suckered half the forum with his lame "I'm dead, lol" bullshit, and then popped back in to blame it in on his friends 13 year old sister.

But yeah, he's the smart one. I will suck his cock of truth now.

Hardly. I'm just of the opinion that having a 'real' argument over Anime or people who like it is fucking stupid. If I had a list of stuff that I can honestly say I'm above, it's that, but arguing is totally relative for me, so I can jump back on it on a dime. Graduating has nothing to do with it. I'm just that smug.

Anyway, I'm thoroughly offended that you referred to my bullshit shenanigans as 'Jordan-esque'. His are a guided tour through nonsense, mine is a roller coaster. One is more articulate, but the other is fun.

You're offended that I compared you to your friend?

Stop crying about everything. I get that you're smug, and I like it. I think it's funny and cute. But you're coming off more whiney than smug.

I'm offended that you compared me to how he writes. Jordan is an immensely talented writer, but personally I don't really like it. It seems...congealed. Like, it should be broken up more. Fuck if I know.

It's not crying if I put swear words in it you beardtastrophe.

EDIT: And just to be clear, I was trying to be fair with my ass-crawling.

Yeah, right. So you cry about joe and I arguing about anime and nothing in particular, and now we can argue about the way jordan writes, yeah?

And what's up with constantly mentioning my beard, mr.rollercoaster?

I think he's jealous.

Can't say I blame him.

This is all very silly.

You're fucking right I'm jealous. I want a god damn beard.

You're fucking right this is silly. I was just being jocular the whole time anyway, I couldn't really give a fuck.

Kiss him, you fool.