Personally, I think MarsMudoken should be banned for his and his family's security and to preserve whatever credibility our forum has left.

Nothing good will come of letting an immature child like this keep posting.

You can get birth certificates on computers now? And the hackers rejoiced!

I think we should all write to Mars's's parents to explain just what little Mars has been getting up to on the Internet.

Teenager. Get it right.

And your forum is fine. Besides I a part of it too.

Yayz! Also my dad has been watching me. And you.

No, child.

You are a child.

Blasphemy. I am a teenager. My existence stands as proof.

I'm a year older than you and I see myself as a child. You are a child.

It's always the ones who are saying how old and mature they are that are the most immature of all.

Thank goodness I'm old and mature enough to realize that.

This.

MarsDLT, you act like you're the age that you are. The age of a child. Josh acts like a fully mature straight woman. If you want to get this 'grown up' thing right, follow Josh's example.

Shut up or I won't grope your willy!

Wil's willy?

Wil's Wally!

Whale's Willy?

Could you please all stop being so imaginative in your humour? If I split another side I may leak infractions onto you.

For real, dat.

Willy's Whale.

My name's William, it's English it means noble protector :)

But make sure it's the long-form birth certificate and not just the extract. There are laws about foreigners rejecting nicknames on these here forums!

Me too. There are 500-odd of me on Facebook.

No, it's okay because ours are genuine US Prime Grade-A nicknames. Bullshit always sticks.

I'm canadian. Is this still going to work?

What's wrong with being a kid...You'l grow up old and you will wish ure childhood back,No more Santa,no More Easter Bunny, NO MORE NOTHING....

Crappin' Elum: Yeah but when you're an adult you get to drive cars, vroom, vroom! I couldn't stand living without a car, really. But other than that I agree with you 100% if I could go back to being a child I totally would, not your age though, like somewhere betwixt five and eleven.

Okay, that's enough fun at MarsMudoken's expense. Back on topic everyone.

Just call me Mars. Please.

Okay- NOW that's enough fun at MarsMudoken's expense.

What? It's his username. It would be rude for me to refer to him as anything else, even if that 'anything else' were correcting a typo.

Of course. I said fun at his expense. ;)

Quite true. As you age, Santa stops getting your back and the Easter bunny stops being a mad playa. Yet on the cusp of adulthood, the whole world opens up beneath you like a great crystal ball of fuck; you see new horizons in your life and the endless chances and possibilities slowly crack their way through your juvenile armor. Suddenly anything and everything bursts into your life and nothing can stop you if you chase your dreams like a dream fuckler. To be an adult is to be a powerful, decision making machine. No more games, now it's for real.

BUT, I've realized that it's much more fun growing old if you're not holding onto all the stuff out of your childhood. It's like, "that stuff was cool" and all, but to be living it while denying that time is moving on turns life into a job.

It's a lot more fun to reflect on it with appreciation than to deny your age.

Most of you won't know what I'm talking about until the next generation starts coming out with stuff that's different from what you used to love.

Being such a fan of the 80's, you probably started getting this feeling by the time you were about ten years old. :(

Awsome McAwsomeguy ...

You sound like my dad when I left school and did fuck all but get drunk and stoned. Our younger users can learn a thing or two here.

I guess your dad wasted his time, then.

My name Karl Barishnikov.

And he's here to talk to you today about Wings of Fire.

He has AIDS.

And wants to touch your penis.

How can you touch something you can't see? Feel around?

I srsly don't want to install Quicktime on my computer, Pilot.

Too bad.

Thomas Mace, you?