Hmmm... the newscaster slig!

Dancing Steef... feel the heat, from the magazine (from guns).

Ahem, I would definately be a Slig. It's just so much fun. Beats Mudokons every time.

You didn't notice that one, did you? ;)

I would only submit to being one Oddworld being, because he is the only good guy worthy of recognition. Who else but Stranger?

Sorry about that...Abe is sorta-kinda worthy of recognition, but since he's an idiot and he doesn't have a gun, Stranger is way, waaaaay better. Munch doesn't even rate.

This.

Haha! Nice.

I'd probably be a blind Mudokon because they have all the fun. They get to run into walls and talk to their mop or the Slig beating them senseless. Or maybe the mop, as it's more spiritual that BigFace and The Almighty Raisin combined!

No, I'd be me, see how that goes.

I would be Fleech or maybe intern.

I wouldn't see myself as anything too important to the Oddworld, so nothing less then an Almighty Raisin.

I'll be a Paramite.:)

NO! I couldn't tell!

I would probably be a Meech or else a Steef. Funny I like all of the things that are technically extinct.

That's 'coz the coolest things are always extinct.


Meeches, dinosaurs, Hitler and so on.

Dodo's?

I would be a Mudokon!:)

I'd be old and not so tasty.

I'd be dead, probably.

I would be a mudokon; they are most like us humans.

I would NOT be a Paramite--->Paramite pies!
I would NOT be a Scrab------>Scrab Cakes!
I would NOT be a Meech----->Meech Munchies!
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Maybe a Fleech? (there's only one way to avoid a Fleech... move quickly and get out of there even faster! You can only be touched by a Fleech's tongue a number of times before they will swallow you whole. Also make good use of possessed Scrabs and Paramites to kill any Fleeches you see.)
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Maybe a Slurg? (Although Slurgs are a non-violent creature, they tend to get underfoot of anyone who is around. When stepped on their gaseous bodies emit a high pitched squeak which will notify a Fleech that someone is around)
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Maybe a Slig? (In their spare time, Sligs love to drink a lot of coffee, socialize, gamble and smoke cigarettes. Although lazy, Sligs generally try not to goof off too much in fear of the unknown that will happen to them if caught too many times. As they are sadists, Sligs do however love to beat the Mudokon Slaves that they often watch over. )
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Mudokon is the choice!
But I´d be special ....when somebody would kill me,i will revive! Then i will try to save all my mudokon friends.

I beg to differ.

Did you really need to give us game tips and background info?

yes he did. BECAUSE BOLD LETTERS MEAN INFORMATIVE

Also because INFORMATIVE in this context means HE'S EXPLAINING WHY HE'S CONSIDERING THAT OPTION.

I think I'd be a Steef--AFTER Sekto was killed, of course. Then I could beat anyone up that I wanted, without worrying, 'cause I could just shake off the damage.

SO BOLD LETTERS INFORM YOU THAT YOU'RE BEING INFORMED BECAUSE IT'S BOLD?

because I had NO idea what any of those creatures were...

EDITED: OH GOD I FELL FOR IT.

sorry, ignore this.

Bold... because you're worth it.

Being a Fleech would be fun, they are feared by all and only taken care of with meat slicers. Scrabs are pretty formidable, they can easily tear apart a Slig and take tons of bullets.

I would be a faulty greeter that exploded EVERYTHING.

The most important glukkon

KhaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


I blew u up.

How? I'm so important my guards kill you MWAHAHA

KhaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


I blew ur guards up.

Oh dear oh dear.

Back ontopic:
And squeeze overgrown octopuses out of your abdomen all day?

Since when do glukkons have overgrown octopuses in their abdomen?

The most powerful Glukkons are the queens. The queens give birth to all the others. Glukkons evolved from octopus-type creatures.

I've never heard of a queen glukkon. Well then I'd be the most importand MALE glukkon. Ever. The presidente. General.

Also enchilado what would you use to kaboom my guards and me? There are no bombs for sale when I'm in charge. Also my guards would kaboom you first because they have the supervision installed since I was in charge :3

And Queen Maggie hardly has a charmed life; she's living under the strict rules and regulations of her undead grandmother. Très stressful, to be sure.

EDIT: posted mere seconds after AlienMagi

I previously had said "slig,"
but I do believe Shrykull would be handy...
Or is there some spiritual monster that makes Shrykull look like a slurg??? O_o

Sligs rock! I want to carry a minigun and butt-stroke helpless slaves all day :p

My son and I have even mimicked Slig speech while talking with each other. Weird...I know, but absolutely hilarious!