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Sekto Springs 11-18-2009 11:01 PM

Use the edit button at the bottom right corner. Don't double post.

Pilot 11-18-2009 11:13 PM

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How would I go about that?

I've made a video with instructions. Watch it then I'll approve you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JaW_f45xnY

It's that simple. You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain.

Wil 11-21-2009 02:32 PM

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My housemates just got proper angry at me for saying I wouldn't turn for Cheryl Crow. I told them that if I bumped into her and she came onto me, I would put in a good word for them both.

I think it's worth my pointing out that it was actually Cheryl Cole, not Sheryl Crow, we were talking about.

OANST 11-21-2009 07:14 PM

Oh, well...I don't know who that is.

OddjobAbe 11-22-2009 10:58 AM

Ignorance is bliss. She's too tacky to be attractive.

Wil 11-22-2009 12:56 PM

I cannot respect anyone who is the face of l’OrĂ©al.

Dipstikk 11-23-2009 03:51 PM

Lady Gaga has a penis.

Sekto Springs 11-23-2009 03:54 PM

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Lady Gaga has a penis.

ABOUT A WEEK TOO LATE THERE, SHEIK.

Pilot 11-23-2009 03:55 PM

Sekto is gay.

Sekto Springs 11-23-2009 04:00 PM

:(

Pilot 11-23-2009 04:36 PM

Oh, come on. I'm only teasing. :)

Sekto Springs 11-23-2009 04:44 PM

We're all a little gay deep down.
Except for Chuck Norris.
He's really gay deep down.

used:) 11-23-2009 04:50 PM

How do you think he got to be the highest ranking member on these forums?

Sekto Springs 11-23-2009 04:57 PM

Gay...
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........................ buh.

GET IT!?

*Prances off giggling girlishly*

Pilot 11-23-2009 05:13 PM

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Gay...
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........................ buh.

THAT'S MY JOKE!

Will he get it?

Sekto Springs 11-23-2009 05:21 PM

It's even funnier if he doesn't get it.
Oh, he will receive such a round heckling from the likes of us this Spring.

used:) 11-23-2009 05:24 PM

If it really makes you that happy, I don't get it.

Sekto Springs 11-23-2009 05:26 PM

Fuck you, that's not how it works.

used:) 11-23-2009 05:34 PM

I'm sad now.

Strike Witch 11-23-2009 07:30 PM

Actually, is there any proof Gaga is a trap? I might have missed it.

Nate 11-23-2009 08:37 PM

Erm... assuming by 'trap' you mean transvestite/intersex, no. Best assumption so far is that she wanted to screw with everyone's heads and get some free publicity.

Which shows how damned good she is at playing with pop-culture.

Strike Witch 11-23-2009 08:43 PM

Trap as in looks like hot chick but packin' penis.

enchilado 11-23-2009 08:58 PM

I get it! Traps are called traps because they're traps for lesbians.

~or... straight guys too, I suppose.
Enchilado

Strike Witch 11-23-2009 09:28 PM

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

Nate 11-24-2009 02:11 AM

Ahhhh... Can the word also be used for a cute guy who, on closer inspection, turns out to be a mannish lesbian?


You wouldn't believe how often I've been bothered by them.

enchilado 11-24-2009 02:18 AM

You can use it for a monkey's armpit if you want.


~no one tells you what your own words mean, luv...
Enchilado

Strike Witch 11-24-2009 02:45 AM

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Ahhhh... Can the word also be used for a cute guy who, on closer inspection, turns out to be a mannish lesbian?


You wouldn't believe how often I've been bothered by them.

That's called a Reverse Trap.

T-nex 11-24-2009 03:55 AM

In any case... If Gaga is a trap it might explain why I like her :D ... Since I'm not gay or anything...

Or maybe I'm just strange.

Strike Witch 11-24-2009 03:56 AM

Or maybe you're just a dyke in denial.

Wil 11-24-2009 04:08 AM

I think you're just Gagasexual.

Strike Witch 11-24-2009 04:12 AM

It's doubly awkward for me, because there's a Mobile suit from Gundam called the Gaga.

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...20/GNZGAGA.jpg

Ridg3 11-24-2009 04:30 AM

If I were gay it would have to be Zach Braff.

used:) 11-24-2009 06:12 AM

Gaga for the vaga.

Nate, did you mean they come on to you or something?

MeechMunchie 11-24-2009 08:49 AM

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If I were gay it would have to be Zach Braff.

He seems popular.

I don't like Gaga. She tries to look eccentric and fails miserably, like that time she brought an oversized cup of tea onto Jonathan Ross.

shaman 11-24-2009 09:21 AM

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I don't like Gaga.

What is our current fasination with her all about?

Josh 11-24-2009 09:30 AM

Without all the blonde crap and ugly clothes, she looks okay.

http://blogs.philadelphiaweekly.com/...gaga_1_500.jpg

Sekto Springs 11-24-2009 09:49 AM

Why does everyone turn for Zach Braff?
Is it appealing to you that you could fit your entire fist up his nostril and still have room to spare?
Same goes for Orlando Bloom.

Fucking horse-noses.

Anonyman! 11-24-2009 03:31 PM

NEIGH

WHINNY

Nate 11-24-2009 05:47 PM

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Nate, did you mean they come on to you or something?

No, just me thinking "He looks cute, maybe I'll go talk to him" then, as I approach, realising that he's a she.

Dipstikk 11-25-2009 03:04 PM

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It's doubly awkward for me, because there's a Mobile suit from Gundam called the Gaga.

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...20/GNZGAGA.jpg

BOY HOWDY, CHECK OUT THE METAL SHAFT ON THAT THING

PACKIN' HEAT