I can't smoke because I haven't good money to buy cigarettes... I smoke just when I can borrow them.

You're obviously not doing enough pickpocketing.

What the hell Max... I'm not a punk!!!

Wait, you're not? I'm confused.

I WAS a fucking poser MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well you seem to be taking it in good spirits.

Taking good spirits upon yourself like a load on the chops.

right. so your were fucking with us all that time.

ban.

I was kidding dude >.>

I failed to quit.

Fucking crucify me.

Can I do it for you?

No nails. Use a drill, this is 2009!

No More Nails means convenient crucifixion.

I swear weiners weren't in his poll before. Max?

The sausages thing was there before I ever touched it.

*takes a look at thread edit history*
*sees who edited the poll*
*sniggers*

WHO DONE IT? WHO DONE IT?

Hehehe. That is quite amusing.

Quickly and effectively gone off-topic....again. You. People. Are. Talented!

well i spose if Splat had edited it, it would be funny. otherwise i would have thought that any of the mods were worthy candidates.

FAGS.

Whoever it was, it seems to have been at Springs' suggestion.

You might want to get used to that.

I only smoke when i'm really drunk or something :D! I like Lucky Strikes and Camels. I prefer cigars.. They're yummy ^^

Ah Lucky Strike! I completely forgot about them.

My mate is the same, only smokes when he's drunk. I smoke 10 times more when I'm drunk XD.

cigars > cigarettes, mos def

When I'm drunk I smoke lots :D! The next day I'm like "okay never again.." and the next weekend It's the same! But still cigars taste so gooood. Especially the cigars without the filters ^^

Cigars with filters? Never knew you could get them.

I still take the smoke back with cigars, even though your not meant to, it's just habit I suppose. Like rolling a cigarette like a spliff, I just can't stop doing it.

Yeah some cigars have filters but they're not so good cuz the filter filters the good taste away -.- someday I'm going to buy a real cuban cigar ^^

My brother smokes a pipe, badly, as he is a pretentious pillock.

I know someone who thinks hes really "cool" because he smokes a pipe occasionally. When he smokes it, he thinks he's god.

Slap him. Slap him hard. Period.

I prefer pipes to any other tobbaco - related product. if you must smoke then for christ sake popularise the pipe.

Yes but the effort...

A cigarette you can just pull out and spark up. That's a reason why I don't get roll-up smokers, how can you be arsed rolling all the time?

I cannot. Roll. For. Shit. It makes me look so bloody incompetant.

whenever I roll in a social situation I am absolutely abhorrent and my cigarettes end up looking like tulip-styled spliffs, and everybody asks to partake of it

That's alright, mine looks like nothing more or less than a poorly wrapped turd...

Nether. That's why I smoke standard cigs. Spliffs are OK though.

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For those of you who smoke tobacco and weed; which did you smoke first?

I started with weed, then moved on to cigs half a year later.

I'm just gonna distance myself from this thread now I'll be over there k

It's weird how some people even get their hands on weed.. Here in Finland if someone even hears that you've seen weed --> Jail.

I can guarantee for a FACT that my attempt at rolling is even worse. If I even succeed at keeping everything inside, I have to use two hands to keep the damn thing in one piece.