What worries me is that that is the most heterosexual thing he's ever done, and it's not heterosexual even in the slightest (unless it was the thought a/some female(s) that caused the accident).

Yeah? Well I had a guy ejaculate on my back last week. After he pulled out.

EDIT: Just realised this was the Hetero version. Let's pretend it was a chick with a strap-on.

Alcar...

A strap-on that shoots hot, thick milk.

Or candle wax.


Actually, scratch that.

candlewax on the backside does get rather itchy, myes

Finger in vagina

hahaha we know k

Doesn't that count as penetration? Or does digital not count?



I once played spin the bottle with a girl. There was one girl and six gay guys. I kissed every person but her. That's about as heterosexual as I've been.

Hmmmm, last week I hugged a girl. THATS AS FAR AS IT SHALL GO!

how do you even know that you're gay for definite yet? you're 13, most kids go through phases like these.

i think you may just be playing it slightly. personally i think you're just jumping on the bandwagon.

Prolapse?

It's a very heterosexual thing!

The fact that I have kissed a boy, get turned on by males and not females, I enjoy kissing boys, I have done stuf with another boy (Not weird sex stuff, still, gay stuff) is kind of a huge clue. I'm old enough to know what I like and with who. I am who I am.

Define 'gay stuff'.

Kissing several guys and ignoring the only female in the room is a heterosexual thing?

I think Fabiotto was trying to be sarcastic.

But why would he be sarcastic in response to my post, which was pretty damn sarcastic on it's own?

Because he's Italian.

I 'gree with this.

LOL, 13.

That could not have been OANST wife on the first. She's too u-I mean pretty. Now if that had been his daug---ohhhh, it was a joke.:fuzemb:

The most hetero-whatsitagain thing I've ever done was dream of riding three manly chicks in the moonlight.

I thought this was the "Do you have the Art Book?" thread, read AIN's post on the previous page and was really quite dumbfounded.

i know. i've never heard about THAT INCIDENT BEFORE BAHAAARGHHAHAHAHA!!

Well... I have never been racist with you.

EDIT: forget about it.

Fucking excuse me? You want to clarify exactly what it is that you're trying to say?

trying to be funny and failing like a punctured shit balloon over a shit-mine field.

Lol. And since when are Italians a race? Since Mussolini got all butthurt about getting wounded in WW1 followed by an unsuccessful attempt at world domination?

Man, what a nationalist.

Man, what a man.

Dick, what a man.

There's a really cute girl on the other side of this computer desk to me and I'm glancing at her every now and then and getting a raging boner. Can I post that here?

There's a new owf meme going around. Can I post that here?

He was an asshole don't talk to me about him, I'm not fascist.

What a dick!

Super Fabio 64!

I understand Super Fabio?? But 64???

It means you now have three dimensions.

Oh, my god. That is so going to catch on.

OOOOOH Fabio with three dimensions!!!!

I'd like to see you manipulate psi-balls in four dimensions while reading The Satanic Bible.