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Zozo the Zrilufet

07-15-2007 02:35 PM

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Heck I bet half of you guys are going to think it's special in a whoooole other way once you've done it. Boy are you gonna feel stupid for waiting XD.

:pAll the mods shall have illegitimate children.

OANST

07-15-2007 02:58 PM

I have two. Do I get to be a mod now?

Hobo	07-16-2007 02:27 AM

I have 16 Hobolets.

Patrick Vykkers

07-16-2007 03:10 PM

HOW? Last time I checked, self impregnation was impossible.

Hobo	07-17-2007 01:57 AM

Consider this thread. Amount of times I have got laid >1

Amount of times you have got laid < 0

Patrick Vykkers

07-17-2007 02:22 AM

True. But I don't lie about my number of escapades.

Zozo the Zrilufet

07-17-2007 03:07 AM

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I have two. Do I get to be a mod now?

:)No, you don't have enough yet, you need nine more to be a mod.

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True. But I don't lie about my number of escapades.

Horay, we can both get virgin rings together.

Havoc

07-17-2007 03:12 AM

I had nine but I roundhouse kicked em all against a wall and put em with the trash. But shhhhh, Alcar doesn't know yet.

Alcar

07-17-2007 04:08 AM

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True. But I don't lie about my number of escapades.

I'm inclined to believe Hobo, if not because of my own track record but from conversations and the like.

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I had nine but I roundhouse kicked em all against a wall and put em with the trash. But shhhhh, Alcar doesn't know yet.

Why would I care? OH... Bastard! My children!

Alcar...

Zozo the Zrilufet

07-17-2007 04:12 AM

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I had nine but I roundhouse kicked em all against a wall and put em with the trash. But shhhhh, Alcar doesn't know yet.

:)You disowned your illegitimate children, you are hereby stripped of your moderating status.

Havoc

07-17-2007 05:24 AM

Lame... :(

Zozo the Zrilufet

07-17-2007 11:17 AM

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Lame... :(

:pYou mean my bad joke or the fact that you have been stripped?

Havoc

07-17-2007 11:24 AM

Would it be ok if I simply said both? :p

Zozo the Zrilufet

07-17-2007 12:23 PM

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Would it be ok if I simply said both? :p

:)No, but okay. Yay virginity.

Hobo	07-18-2007 02:12 AM

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True. But I don't lie about my number of escapades.

It's alright, none of us would believe you if you lied about them anyway.

OANST

07-18-2007 03:14 PM

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Horay, we can both get virgin rings together.

Fair warning. I used those as a cock ring.

Patrick Vykkers

07-18-2007 03:48 PM

Who the feck would want to wear a ring on their wang? Besides gay aristocrats, but that'll lead us into OldJokesville.

OANST

07-18-2007 03:51 PM

The object of the cock ring is to trap the blood there forcing a harder, longer lasting erection.

Venks

07-18-2007 05:16 PM

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The object of the cock ring is to trap the blood there forcing a harder, longer lasting erection.

So a kinkier version of Viagra?
I feel sorry for the guys that need that stuff.
I prefer natural pleasure, though that doesn't mean I'm not into kinky stuff. Especially when it comes to being rough and violent. ^^

Facsimile

07-18-2007 09:42 PM

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Killing strippers FTW!

Zozo the Zrilufet

07-19-2007 05:38 AM

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I grow suspicious of you.

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Fair warning. I used those as a cock ring.

Cool, did it turn purple from lack of blood flow?

OANST

07-19-2007 10:51 AM

It's always purple. That's just how I roll, baby. Dogg. Fo shizzle.

Havoc

07-19-2007 11:46 AM

You know, cuz he da pimp njiggaa!

Zozo the Zrilufet

07-19-2007 01:34 PM

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It's always purple. That's just how I roll, baby. Dogg. Fo shizzle.

Cool, purple.

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You know, cuz he da pimp njiggaa!

I have pale skin.

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Wait, I've figured it out.. OANST and Hobo ARE having sex..

With each other

D:!

Patrick Vykkers

07-19-2007 02:06 PM

Wait, I've figured it out.. OANST and Hobo ARE having sex..

With each other

skillyaslig

07-19-2007 02:30 PM

:lol: Okaaay....way to go. :lol:

Nate	07-19-2007 02:45 PM

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Wait, I've figured it out.. OANST and Hobo ARE having sex..

With each other

Nah. OANST's daughter is way too cute to have developed in Hobo's uterus.

Patrick Vykkers

07-19-2007 03:49 PM

Some species of trolls reproduce by spores.

Rich	07-19-2007 04:28 PM

See the idiot, kill the idiot.

*Kills Patrick Vykkers*

Patrick Vykkers

07-19-2007 05:47 PM

Yes, I am intentionally being stupid. I'm glad to see my own law is applied just as vigorously to me as to others.

skillyaslig

07-19-2007 09:32 PM

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Some species of trolls reproduce by spores.

:lol: You're funny.

OANST

07-19-2007 09:49 PM

Now my feelings are hurt. Not only am I being called a troll (again) but the idea that my daughter is a product of some kind of unknown, released through the air form of rape is being spread about. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. I have never sunk this low. NEVER.

When kidnapping children do not harm the brains.

Hobo	07-20-2007 04:09 AM

You leave my womb out of this you beast!

Rich	07-20-2007 05:25 AM

Ok, this is majorly off topic now. Stop talking bollocks and get back to the sex.

Havoc

07-20-2007 05:38 AM

Well I got a hot girl now who wants nothing more but have sex with me... it owns.

looney-bin

07-20-2007 05:47 AM

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Well I got a hot girl now who wants nothing more but have sex with me... it owns.

Is she human? :P

Havoc

07-20-2007 06:20 AM

Unfortunatly... :p but that doesn't mean I can't have a good time... :p

OANST

07-20-2007 08:16 AM

Is she alive and in control of all her faculties?

Havoc

07-20-2007 08:53 AM

Yes that too. I'm doing good huh?

djreplay

07-20-2007 12:26 PM

whoever says ewwww its just mad in the head

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