A: Exactly 20 years old and a half.
Q: Why does everyone love my pancakes? |
A: The secret ingredient is pancreas of monkey.
Q: Why did the monkey eat the guy's face? |
Your face.
My face? |
No my face.
My face? |
No my face.
My face? |
A: Spam.
Q: Am I insane? |
Your face is insane
My face old? |
A: Your face will be reported if you keep asking nonsensical repetitive "face questions" ;).
Q: Am I wrong for loving to annoy people on Xbox Live? |
Yes. Tis the greatest sin in all the world. You shall now burn in... umm... a microwave.
Why can no one pronounce my name? |
A: Because they're ****tards.
Q: Why does Spirrow's hand smell like spaghetti? |
A. Because he thinks you suck.
Q. arxryl or snuzi? [You have to chose one of them]. |
If this is for execution, you.
Why did I bother to read this thread in lieu of my last post? |
A: Because, let's be honest, you really don't ahve anything better to do.
Q: Why did MoxCo. select me as one of the two choices? |
Because he has gay bondage fantasies about you and Arxryl.
Where did Bitter Buffalo go? |
A: Back to his home, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play (but not in a gay way).
Q: Can the Kraken catch bird flu? |
Only if the bird is flying low enough for the Kraken to catch the bird.... umm... flu.
Well, if Rudolph was a red nosed reindeer, where the hell was he born? |
A: In Red-Nosed Reindeer Land. Duh!
Q: Snapple or Arizona? |
Umm... Wal-mart in Arizona so I can buy Snapple and be in Arizona.
Either, Or? |
A: These questions keep getting dumber and dumber :p.
Q: T-that's terrible, I'm sorry? |
A: NONSENSE IS FOR THE WEAK!
Q: Is Islam a religion of pieces? |
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If you broke their holy book, yes. Who is cooler, Batman? Or Bruce Wayne? |
OT: I know they aren't. I just couldn't think of an answer :p.
A: Bruce, 'cause he's all rich 'n stuff. Q: Why do I even bother? |
A:Cause you love the hobo dow the street.
Q:If you were a Transformer, what kind of pizza would your uncle's roomate prefer? |
A; Isn't it obvious? He would prefer cheeseless pizza, as he is lactose intolerant.
Q: Is Tyra Banks a Fatty Pig Fatty? |
A: No Tyra Banks is a pig fatty fatty.
Q. If saddam came back from the dead would you hug him? |
A: No, as I don't exactly enjoy hugging dictators who have slaughtered thousands.
Q: Why are you the executive of this, "Mox Co."? |
A. Because its random and its also MoxCo is a math book priting company on a year 3 educational school game
Q. I've taken all I cann just to stay awake. taken what? |
A: Every kind of coffee, energy drink, and pill, I suppose. I don't really know. It's from a song :p.
Q: What are you doing in my house? |
A: Thank God it's you, Snuzi! >hic< The last three houses were very rude!
Q: Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man? |
Only because the application for the "Awkward Tooth-paste flinger foot fiddler pipe boy" was already taken.
Why are you stealing nuts from the tree-raping squirrels? |
A: Simply because I have the ability to do so.
Q: How'd your parents die? |
A: Wha- what!?!? :eek:
Q: What's the time, Mr Wolf? |
A: Quarter past cookies!
Q: What? |
A. What What
Q. Why did you steal my T.V.? |
A. It was a flat screen, that's why!
Q. If the annoyed mud in OANST's avatar and R2D2 were to fight, who would win and for what reason? |
A: The mud. Why? Have you seen his face? He is pissed, dude.
Q: Would you eat cheetah heels if someone payed you to do so? |
A: Only on the Weekend
Q:How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck? |
Depends on if the wood chuck could chuck wood.
If only we can prevent forest fires, why is Smokey the Bear in the commercial? Is he part of some fire starting organization? |
A: Shhh! It's supposed to be a secret!
Q: Why am I so damn addicted to Necco Wafers? |
Because secretly they have nicotine in them, and some peices of rat-poison, so naturally you'd love them.
If the world wasn't so money grubbing, would lives be saved? |