... bit them all! He bit them here and there, and everywhere...
[Bitey-mood FTW!] - Rexy |
...shot himself in the face since he was so preoccupied with death. In the aftermath of this terrible battle...
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I came in and sent out sex driven little midgits to steal all the surviving wifes and give them to me..Then....
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abe 01 realised the thread had gotton strange and grapped his knife and laughed shaking
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...Now I don't know how to conitnue this. Oh I just did. Anwyway the midgits were doing they're job but they were sending the wives to OANST. So.....
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..you will all start actually go on with the sotry instead of leaving in it in mid plot like a bunch of...
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...unemployed hand models. But anyways, look at the time! It's...
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...7:30. Damn it, I hate 7:30. This is when...
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....it starts to turn to 7:31! man I also hate 7:31. Its so........
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...corny. Why? Because cheap migits come out and try to sell...
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(YEAH CONGRATS SQUEESHE YOU POSTED!)
....... poop in a bag to tourists. Sometimes they evn sell.......... |
... peanuts that emit poisonous gasses when you open them, therefor...
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...peanuts were given to all the minorities across the globe by a revived Hitler. After the last packet was handed out...
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...he found himself all alone on the world and commited suicide... again... and so...
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(Woo! Bout time ya posted!)
...The story moves on. How? By reviving the raped bannanas from one of my first posts in this topic. Then... |
...we killed them and metroixer four minutes later. This gave us all such a deep sense of satisfaction that we all...
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...I came back to life and took control of OANST. I made him dance nude in front of a city and....
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...we went back to OANST's post...writhed in lafa fudge which tickled our fancy rins...
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... and so we ingested all of teh fudge, after doing so we..
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... Clubbed Squish to death for not using proper English...
- Rexy |
..which Used gave rexy a golden anime fat kitty, when she opened it...
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It licked her to death. It liked all the other people on the forums exept for me. And nobody was allowed to revive this time! I suddenly chuckled.......
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... so hard that instead of chuckling you choked and...
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...youtr head exploded. Then a group of Tibbettan Tortoises came and ate them up with a side of...
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.........Used guts, Tnex arm and Metroixer didgets.......
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...but then whoever the heck we're talking about decided to leave the cafe in a motorcycle. Down the street, the motorcyle, however, ran out of...
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... Patsa, and being in Italy this person had violated a great taboo! So the angry villagers...
- Rexy |
..........kissed him crazy. Then they slapped him so hard that he fell off his motorcycle and fell down a manhole. Down he went about 500 feet and on his way he thought.........
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... 'I wonder what disgusting germs I've caught off those digusting villagers!' But suddenly...
- Rexy |
............he stopped in Mid-air and started floating back up! "oh crap!" he thought. Now they will catch me unless I.....
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....put a bag on my head and yell THE CHICKENS ARE COMING! HIDE YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS!!...
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........so he did and........
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...Got molestacated instead of being saved because who thinks of ways to save themselves that is tottaly random and works? Yet being the idiot he is...
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.....Jumped up and said: " This thread is getting to be very boring".....
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...but absorbed the villagers at the top of the manhole like a whiteblood cell does to bacterium. (Sorry, gotta make it bio related... I'm studying and taking a break!) After absorbing the villagers, whoever we're talking about casually started walking down the alley, away from the manhole whistling the tune to...
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..........Barney! Yup just like that! Thats all he had to do to.......
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...be gay. And he was. He was very gay. He was interested in...
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... looking at boxers and raping other guys. Because of this...
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Ahaha! Gay jokes. You're so funny Lovo!
..we shot you all down and buried your remains in a trutle's anus, the turtle then... |
Oh-ho anus jokes, funny used!
...... pushed really hard and crudedededed them out. Then he stared at them and........ |