Yeah, that's the one I say in reference to girls.

Same here.

>.<...don't remind me...I've heard it by many people on SC, and it makes me sick...(shudders) I went in to a game with one of those horny sicko's...

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Yaay, I got the quoting done! :p

Seriously guys, you're making my erect ego all floppy again. XD

Fingering? Ugh, so American, and so blunt. Jilling is much nicer. Please proceed with the use of the word "Jilling".

As an aside, does anyone remember those awful sex education videos from school? I just recently heard a story off of one of my friends, that he just found out that his best friend stole the school sex-education video and he used it as porn. :p

(yes, its getting good isn't it... 5 pages of top quality, high brow reading material. ;))

Should i just rename this - The Smut Thread...?

:p

Ok, Thats just stupid :p

Whatever floats your boat Hobo :p

w00t! I finally did two quotes in a post!

:confused: How the hell do you enjoy a Sex Ed tape? I mean, seriously...

"Now we're going to talk about some STDs and how to prevent them."
"Oh yeah, getting good now!"

I mean, y'know, seriously. Sheesh.

Ok, whateva. Only it should be "Jilling-in" in that case. Not "Jilling-off"...

Fine, there are several. I'll get back to you on this later.:p

What the hell are you doing in there, man?:eek:

I watched one at school with a baby in a bath. So may God help Dino's friend's friend.

I saw one with some little boy in the bath, So yeah. What Rich said.
Isnt a baby naked on a video considered child porn?

He watched it for the part where it showed a couple having sex... and the female sex organs and whatnot.

Apparantly he's a total idiot. He once ran into a glass panel door and shouted "BRIAN!" then looked dazed, and ran off. Max (my friend) thinks his friend might be retarded. Yet they are best friends...but I think that he was more likely stoned than retarded and secretly Max wants me and he's just distancing himself from me cause he's embarressed that I nearly caught him taming the trouser snake over a photo of me...he put it away really quick when I entered the room and changed the image, but had a big hardon bulge (which is reassuring, flattering, and worrying at the same time).

But that's another story...

I've never seen a sex ed video that showed that kind of thing. Wow. Guess there are some big differences between the U.S. and U.K. when it comes to sex ed.

As for your little story: :eek:

:eek: Thats a... Um... Interesting story there Dino.

Back on topic: Stealing a sex ed video is stupid.

Worry not, for Dino is bi. And big. :D

Thats why we have the lower pregnancy rate. :D But it's not that low. :(

I've seen a sex ed tape that actually shows a couple having sex, a cartoon girl fingering herself, and a bloke's penis ejaculating inside a vagina, caught on a camera somehow hidden inside her.

Which may account for why I'm so screwed up. :spin:

A camera hidden inside her? Wow, A new low for hidden camera/reality shows :p

Oh, this is getting sick.
Really, I'd rather be teached by nature.

By going outside and seeing animals 'stroking the snake and jilling in?'

I wonder what they did with it when they finished filming that bit...

I hope the cinematographer washed his hands afterwards.

Maybe the cinematographer was the one having sex... Unless he jilled in for her, and got it out without her knowing :D

o_o

This is all going over my head now. What were we talking about again?

Im not sure, Lets talk about something else that is also on topic :)

What, like, masturbating?

I think we've already covered that one... then we picked up it's corpse and molested it, chopped it up into little tiny bits, added a clove garlic, some chopped spring onions, a drizzle of olive oil, and then brought it to sizzle for 10 minutes before serving with a french sauce and cheap white wine.

So in order for us to chew over that cud, we'd first have to poo it out, and I don't think we want to chew a poo encrusted masturbation debate.

o_0

Nevermind the bollocks! :D

ECKS DEE! God, thats good for stand up comedy.

Really folks, this conversation is going a bit el loco. Vaginal cameras? Dubble-yu tee eff.

I remember seeing that one. Why the Hell do children need to see that? Where are those line drawings when you need them?

So they can understand whats happening...
Anyways my Sex Ed was pretty crap except for this part where is shows a penis entering the Anus and ejaculating, then it shows cuts in the Anus so the semen seeped into the cuts and thats how you get HIV.

o_o..................... ..................

Wiggidy wack.

That's all I have to say.

I noticed that while the sex ed vids show people doing anal and other taboo things, they don't show the simple things, like jacking off. Probably the cause of all these testicular injuries. :p

Probably masturbation doesnt cause you to have Aids/STDs or death and it only invovles yourself.

Then shouldnt they show you how to do it. :p

Well, there's no correct way to do it, everybody has their own preference...

I'd rather they taught me how to put on a condom.

Im in year 9 and they taught us that in citizenship a couple of months back.

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This is some of the most disgusting stuff I've ever heard of. I thought sex ed in the U.K. and other such places was progressive and stuff, but it seems they just show you a bunch of smut and let you learn through that. Ugh. What teenager needs to see a video of a penis ejaculating into an anus, and the semen seeping into cuts in the anus? *various religious invocations*

I'm never going to bitch about sex ed here in the states again.

Oh we had to watch American Sex Ed videos over here, and like all American educational videos they were shithouse.
They didn't focus that much on teaching about different pregnancy protections, but more focused on the message of "NEVER HAVE SEX". It was rediculous.
- "You can use condoms, blah, blah, etc. but really the only way to definitely not get pregnant is abstinence."
- "To protect yourself from STDs you should not have sex at all."

Yeah, in Australia's Sex Ed, its just all about prevention of sex, i wish they actually taught us more about what happens if you do have sex, and the how to have safe sex...

Yeah UK sex ed is stupidly graphic, my class even dealt with the karma sutra. But at least it shows you how to have sex safely, and all the things that's involved, rather than being all conservative and "too politically correct to have a penis or vagina so sex is illustrated by hugging".

A month or so ago, we had our sex ed. It showed us graphic images of STIs. We were even subjected to a photograph of a baby born from a woman with an STI, it had crap in it's eyes and mouth and... It was disgusting.

We also watched Johnny Condom! The dancing condom, which told you about safe sex... Well, it sang. Enough said.

But I first had sex ed. in my last year of primary school. I was 10 years old at the time, and we were shown videos of people taking about and showing us how to have sex. We were also shown pictures of erect penises [peni?] and inside a woman's womb.

By this time, Boys and girls were spearated, and the girls were told about pregnancy and periods.

I don't think children of the age 10 and 11 should be subjected to this sort of stuff.

- Rexy

That's also because you've only seen sex-ed at a Catholic School. The Public Schools are more graphic. Plus, they get to put condoms on bananas! That's second best to putting one on yourself :p

Alcar...

I had to put them on courgettes.

And I had to put it on a plastic model penis! :p