...devour its own feces. This disgusting act has been a passtime of his for almost....
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3 unruley...
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seconds. The consiquence(sp?) of his passtime was...
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The end of mullets as we knew it would...
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send a giant raid of Fishermen to kill every Cylinder in Cylinder City, causing...
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mass celebration for at the same time, the Jamaicans had made the first atomic bong...
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...before smoking a joint then eating hamburgers...
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And the bong was good for instead of the pickle coming off the elephant, the hand was bitten by the...
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...sickle of good faith. Death was irritated by this and decided to...
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...Have a sit down and a nice cup of tea...
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, but unfortunately he had no mouth. So instead, he...
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.......had herpes which he used to.......
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...Eat breakfast, instead of with his non-existent mouth...
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...which would have had many sores had it existed. Later that night he used his crabs to sart an army that would eventually.....
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...have exploded! Then the herpes exploded, then they exploded again. But due to this unfortunate series of events(That movie SUCKED, dont think I'm reffering to it), they all suddenly...
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fell in love with Jennifer Garner who plays in the well known Spy show...
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..."Teletubies". Jennifer Garner then revealed her true form, "a Horse", along with Sarah Jessica Parker. As a result of this...
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I died...then...
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...Sarah Jessica Parker said "Neigh.", along with half of the known universe! This caused mass...
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....giggling that rebuilt the Berlin wall. This mystified historians so they decided to form a ......
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...slightly rectangular...
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PENIS!!!! then they...
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...decided that slightly rectangular penises are probably not healthy penises. So they decided to give the penis some Prozac and a week-long vacation to a spa where...
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Gay men ruled the...
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...until the jamaicans had revenge on them because...
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The gays said that dreadlocks are SOOO out!
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They captured Mr.Freeman, and...
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Gave him a makeover with...
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Rasberry jam! They then said "Forget about Freeman!" and...
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...pushed him down a well with only a lunchable to eat...
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It was A PIZZA LUNCHABLE!!!! Devastated, he...
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...Fished out Mr. Freeman, said "Yipee Ki Yay Mutha f-" just before he took a bite, because thats what all M-15+ rated movies do. Mr. Freeman seemed rather annoyed by these series of events, so he...
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Burned the movies and punched lemoney snikets in the stomach and...
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...didn't make a reference to "Lemony Snickets Series Of Unfortunate Events", then wonders why he cannot say this phrase without people assuming that he is refering to that appauling movie. Due to this, he...
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...jumps off a cliff screaming "I HATE YOU LEMONEY SNIKETS!" And then...
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...changes the subject, by proclaiming he is homosexual. Upon this anouncement, he further then...
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thinks about his beloved husband and grabs on the ledge...
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...which broke itself (intentionally) then he fell off a cliff. This caused utmost distress among the aboriginies of...
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...Him thinking of pie and eating a piece of CD and...
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...then thought 'WTF?' at the previously stated statement. Furthermore, he continued to...
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