Pen and pencil ;)
Tony's Pizza or Tony Shaloub? |
Oo baby, Tony Shaloub.
Magic 8 ball or Crystal ball? |
Majic 8 Ball.
Alcohol or pot? |
Tony Blair Vs. Cheney in a staring contest...TO THE DEATH!
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Okay. Homestar Runner VS Homsar |
Tony Blair...and Homsar
Who would you rather have as a dad: Michael Jackson or Donald Trump? |
Donald Trump.
Max Payne Vs. Duke Nukem In the most clichéd name contest. With buttered sticks. |
Max Payne.
Iraq or Afgahnistan? |
Iraq. Has a q in it.
My Avatar or Alcar's? |
yours. I havnt seen Alcars.
Hobo's avatar or mine? |
hobo's.
abe or molluck in a staring contest?? |
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Windows 95 vs P.M.S? Which one is more annoying? |
Windows 95, you have NO idea..... :(
Which restaraunt is better? McMeaties or Bloatie's Pizza Hog? |
Bloatie's Pizza Hog
Mother Theresea or Ghandi; Poker. |
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Mother Theresa! Dubya 'v' A half eaten ham sandwich.... in a battle of wits! |
Hmm.. the ham sandwich, but barely.
Macintosh or Windows? |
Windows, though the new Macs are awesome!
I-pod or I-pod mini? |
I-pod. More room for songs
lol or ROTFLMAO? |
lol, short and sweet.
Muse or Red Hot Chilli Peppers? |
Already posited, The Peppers win by bludgeons the Muses to death with their sock-covered wangs.
Yeltsin Vs. Ted Kennedy Vs. Satan in a game of quarters. |
Muse should win......
Satan, no guesses why.... US Special Forces vs. British Special Forces. |
hmm...
im gonna go with British Special Forces SAS or FFL??? |
SAS.
Death or Reese Charles? |
Death.
Mtv or VH1? |
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VH1. Less crap. Trainspotters or Skateboarders? (which are more respectable?) |
Skateboarders, 7h3y'r3 1337, 848y.
On pizzas, plain cheese or toppings? |
No cheese. Nothing but the sauce. I like my pizza naked.
Which would be least disgusting to make love to: a midget or a fat person? |
fat person
MP5 or M16?? |
MP5.
Alcar Vs. Al Gore's Car |
Alcar!
Hobo vs.....Another hobo. |